Chris Hall ری ٹویٹ کیا
RIP Chick Norris:
FACTS about Chuck Norris:
1. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups…
He pushes the Earth down.
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2.When Chuck Norris enters a room,
he doesn’t turn the lights on — he turns the dark off.
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3.Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice.
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4.Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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5.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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6.There is no theory of evolution…
just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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7.Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.
He waits.
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8.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night,
he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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9.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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10.The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once.
You know what happened to them.
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