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@__alysonlewis when i was 22 i wore a crop top to my first day of work at the house of representatives lol. i thought it was the perfect top because it had buttons and a collar

Like..please serve and acquit!!!

@AresRound3 @SawyerHackett twitter.com/mjs_dc/status/…

@patrickdiehl Hate those!!

Was just trying to buy tickets to something and the website made you click into every section to see what was available rather than telling you…

@robert_flavor 😔

This story is goddamn amazing. The fact that it was boys, specifically, who saw how their classmates were feeling and decided to KEEP A JOINT LOG. Middle schoolers! I love these kids. Reading this story made me tear up.

@imteddybless Hahah ok you will def be good then

@hbcandy this is helpful! i’m very much a dad at the airport so was planning to be there with hours and hours to spare

Miami fans & friends- tomorrow I have a few hours to kill before my PM flight back to L*ndon- is there anywhere I can comfortably hang out with luggage in tow? cba being at the airport for 14 years x

@valentinavoight #2!!!

@patrickdiehl Omg

The way that I defended my pop girlies from my college’s newspaper

@robert_flavor It cant!!!

@robert_flavor Boring answer but Parvati. But I also thought Kelly Wentworth was ridiculously hot. I follow her on IG for absolutely no reason.

@patrickdiehl Lmaoo

You say “Thanks, you too” when someone says happy pride. I ask them “Who cares? Spell pharaoh.” We are not the same.

Olivia Rodrigo IS the moment !

@BeeBabs That part of her statement was sooo strange

Working hard to be beloved is not the same as working to be a good person

@robert_flavor Omg!!! That’s crazy. He was convicted?

@robert_flavor Omg lmao tbt

@robert_flavor For me it’s about Russell hantz who I KNOW I should hate anyways but I’m sorry I was a fan during Samoa

@robert_flavor Who is this about