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Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue... ― Washington Irving

@BLKMDL3 the best mode to use in heavy traffic!

Mad Max is so good at making its way through LA traffic

@HustleBitch_ lol

🚨 TOYOTA JUST MADE A CAR KEY SO CONFUSING… DEALERSHIPS HAVE TO TRAIN PEOPLE HOW TO UNLOCK THEIR DOOR A full-grown adult has to explain how to unlock a car door using the new Toyota card key. The key card literally has instructions printed on it. Angle the card. Find the “right spot.” Try again. Like you’re diffusing a bomb. Even he can’t get it on the first try: “Not working… not working right.” Now people will be standing outside their own car… waving a card around hoping it works. How did Toyota just make a car key WORSE?

@BillyM2k 😂

@WR4NYGov 😂 i do. and it bothers me! haha nuh, it doesn’t really

Do you see it?

@elonmusk @weeklyshowpod @CaseyNewton @noUpside nuh, he used to be. but now he’s just a complete sellout

@weeklyshowpod @CaseyNewton @noUpside He is a great comedian too

How has Elon Musk’s X (formerly Twitter) influenced our democracy? On a new pod, we’re unpacking Big Tech’s election disruption with Casey Newton, editor of Platformer, and Renée DiResta, research professor at Georgetown University. New episode out now! @CaseyNewton @noUpside #theweeklyshow #jonstewart #politics

@Teslarati 🙋‍♂️

How many people have taken Full Self-Driving on: -Snow-covered roads -Foggy routes -Torrential downpour drives -Single-lane backroads with gravel ...and had ZERO issues?

@Teslarati Cybertruck could use faster charging. but Tesla is ramping up V4 cabs, so it’ll eventually get there. not a huge inconvenience or deal breaker to have 10-15 min longer of a breather when charging on older tech Superchargers

Would you rather have: Faster Charging ⚡️ 🔌 OR Longer Range 🔋 🚗

FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor

@Teslarati ASS for Cybertruck!

What is your biggest hope for Tesla Full Self-Driving (Supervised) v14.3?

Another day, another anti-Tesla hit piece based on allegations in a lawsuit. Here's what the media won't tell you about what happened: This tragic incident was a drunk driving crash. Every year, more than 11,000 Americans die due to drunk driving, representing about 30% of traffic fatalities. Sentry mode footage on the Tesla showed one of the occupants carrying a half gallon bottle of alcohol, which was inside the car at the time of the crash. The driver was found to have both cocaine and alcohol in his system at the time of the crash, with a blood alcohol concentration of 0.19, 2.5 times the legal limit. At 3:07 AM, the driver drove into a tree at 84 miles per hour. Five seconds before hitting the tree, the driver was pressing on the accelerator pedal. Automatic Emergency Braking activated a half second before impact. Tragically, 3 of the 4 occupants perished after the wrecked car caught fire. The way the media reports these stories, you would think that Elon Musk invented drunk driving, and that drunk driving crashes only happen in a Tesla. In reality hundreds of thousands of drunk driving crashes happen every year across every brand of car on the market. The survivor of the crash is now suing Tesla, claiming the crash was their fault because the other occupants were unable to escape. But Tesla's doors are designed to function even when the vehicle completely loses power. Below you can see a picture of Tesla's doors, with both the electronic door open button and the emergency door latch clearly marked. Even in a horrific high speed crash like this one, simply pulling on the manual release would have opened the door and allowed the occupants to exit easily. I don't see any evidence that the door was the issue here. Rather, the issue seems to be that the occupants were drunk and high on cocaine. The Plaintiff in this lawsuit could have called his friends an Uber. He could have told them not to drive drunk. He could have told the driver not to speed given that he was already drunk. Sadly, the Plaintiff did none of those things, but is now trying to shift the blame to Tesla. In the United States, people can sue over anything. It's very common, even in situations where a drunk driver was at fault, to sue the manufacturer — especially when the manufacturer is run by the wealthiest person on Earth. That doesn't mean the manufacturer is at fault, or that the court will find they did anything wrong. These types of lawsuits happen all the time, but they only make headlines when the car is a Tesla. In one case last year, Mercedes-Benz was sued after the owners of a Benz were hit by a drunk driver driving on the wrong side of the road. The crash occurred at 2 AM in Michigan. Plaintiff's sued claiming a design defect caused the Mercedes to catch on fire, and that the second row seat release mechanism was defective making it difficult for occupants to escape. Two family members tragically died in the crash, and another sustained serious injuries. After five weeks of evidence, the jury cleared Mercedes-Benz of any wrongdoing in just 2 hours. But i'm guessing you never heard about that lawsuit, because the media didn't report on it. In another example, Ford was sued after a Ford owner was driving drunk and crashed, resulting in the death of the driver and one passenger. The driver's father sued claiming the air bags should have deployed sooner. Ford won the lawsuit, with the jury finding that the crash was caused by the driver's intoxication, not by any defects in the vehicle. There are countless other examples, but you've probably never heard about them. These types of unproven allegations only get reported if it's a Tesla. For any other brand, they wait for the court to look at the facts and find out who was really at fault. It is sad that the media and Tesla short sellers are trying so hard to smear the safest car brand in the world. They try to make it seem like humans can only get into car crashes in a Tesla. What they don't tell you is that Tesla is the only brand working to end tragic crashes like this through the structural design of their vehicles, over the air updates that improve safety constantly, and self-driving built into every car. The saddest thing about this Cybertruck crash is that if the drunk driver had just using Tesla Self-Driving, this horrific crash never would have happened. So what's with the media digging up these old crashes and trying to blame Tesla for them? Why are they not reporting on lawsuits from other manufacturers? My read on this is that as Tesla's unsupervised self-driving hits the road, they are trying to throw anything they can at the wall to see what sticks and makes Tesla look unsafe. There's a special place in hell for people who try to convince others that life saving safety tech will actually hurt them. It's frustrating to see the media twist the facts around tragic incidents like these day after day, but the truth will come out in court. Please keep spreading the word about all the safety innovations Tesla is pioneering to fight back against FUD from the mainstream media.

@BillyM2k have a family

what was the best decision of your life?

@DirtyTesLa …or Summon on Cybertruck. maybe?

Maybe 14.3 will have banish

@TiffanyFong 💀

@LeaderJohnThune Stop talking about Democrats. You can pass it without a single vote from them. Lead and represent!

Only American citizens should be able to vote in American elections. This should be a straightforward issue, but the Democrats think otherwise.

@maziehirono Yes. Yes. Yes. SAVE America Act! Only citizens should ever be able to vote, and it needs to be easily auditable.

Do you have a passport? Do you have $165 to get one? Do you know where your birth or naturalization certificate is? No? Good luck voting if the SAVE Trump Act passes. Republicans aren't strengthening voter ID; they want to make it HARDER for you to vote them out of power.

@Teslarati yep. hands down

🚨 Is this Tesla's best vehicle?

hey, @Tesla, @Tesla_AI! an FSD feature request: Caravan Mode for following a certain car. great for traveling in groups. right now, it’s such a pain to stay in FSD: Chill is too slow, Standard is too fast (constantly trying to overtake, if the lead car slows down a little bit). super easy to implement. probably not a huge market for this, but i would love it! please 🙏

@bluewmist endorphins/epinephrine/norepinephrine/dopamine withdrawals are a bitch when i skip workouts (followed by a 3-minute cold plunge and hot shower)—huge incentive to never skip

People who exercise even when they don't feel like it, what's your trick?

@WallStreetMav also, 99.9% of what Hollywood produces these days is unwatchable garbage

The audience cares less and less each year about celebrities and their political rants during award shows. 2010: 41.3 million 2015: 37.3 million 2020: 23.6 million 2025: 19.7 million 2026: 17.9 million

@greggertruck 👏👏👏 yeah, summon… 😫

Yooooo Tesla software team Quick idea Put the headlights on a clapper. (Also, Cybertruck summon please?)