jen

why don’t more hotels have balconies

@Kami @Budget my b

I would love to thank @Budget for renting me a vehicle with THREE OPENED BEER CANS under the driver’s seat. I could quite literally spend the night in jail if I got pulled over due to your negligence and failure to clean the car!!!!

why do i believe that i have to suffer to prove that i’m good

@cupofsar depends. how much did u read

is this performative

@thatssosabrinaa @blond_leoo me rn at the office

@blond_leoo @httpjens

Tô com tanto sono que tô assim no trabalho

@cupofsar i voted yes

men- would you give your gf the window seat on a plane & take the middle seat?

@cupofsar @kyle_phoner and take bella for a walk of course

@httpjens @kyle_phoner girl

4pm meeting on a 75 degree chicago friday

@kyle_phoner yes i need to go buy beer

@httpjens Would u really be outside tho 🤔

@cupofsar 🤠

trying to find her a woman lmk

@cupofsar esarphagus

need new val name help

it’s so fucked that when a company announces layoffs bc of AI, their stock rises

@cupofsar well it wasn’t raining when i sent that message idk stop yelling at me

@httpjens ??? you’re 10 minutes away

do i buy coffee for the 3rd day in a row or make at home (lame)

@cupofsar well not here

@httpjens it’s raining

@ktann24 mine didn’t either!

@httpjens I found a will in my dad’s room after he died. He hadn’t even started it

i’m sooo mad at my dad for dying and not having life insurance

@sbodrojan arcteryx and vuori

you get off at a Brown Line stop and it’s full of shops you’ve literally never heard of

#nowreading …

@selinameyersgf 🫶

@httpjens i’m so sorry :(

@itsmethedumbass ugh just probate court and bills :(

@httpjens i feel you 🫠 trust fund , asset , life insurance , anything actually ! it’s really sad to realize that your parents just didn’t really account for your future in the way other’s parent’s have