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@MalikAlyza 💯

@InsideIlorin_NG Just leave the marriage, he doesn't love you at all

@eleshomorenike Once una don subscribe for blue tick, Na so so rubbish una dey post , just to get engagement

There are some basic amenities that every newlywed in Nigeria must have. They are: 1. Washing machine 2. Air fryer 3. Blender 4. Refrigerator 5. Air Conditioner 6. Generator 7. Television 8. Solar panels 9. Inverter If you and your partner cannot afford these, don’t get married.

@loladee154 @thisisnelcom Smile.... You looked for a cheap ride and you got ripped 🤣🤣🤣

@thisisnelcom Uber is not cheap

The bolt driver did everything to delay me and waste time so that my fee will increase. He went against traffic rules and was caught,we were delayed for like fifteen minutes. Then he branched to the fueling station,after buying the fuel,he went to the rest room. When I got to my destination, a trip of about 9k had increased to 13k plus. I didn't say a word to him,made payment and go my way.

@iamnasboi They are nurtw staff with touches of madness. It's tickets money.

We need to start asking questions and demanding answers. Why do touts collect money from Buses, keke, taxi drivers and okada? Why touts? Why touts????

@mariolexxx I wonder why the queen of knacking "Precious" name was missing

If na knacking leave ham for.. Oyin Blessing Ewa Adejoke Esther OPE Joy Favour Arike Kemi Asabi Tope Nike Fatima Tayo

@iamnasboi Staying

If you find out your girlfriend is a lesbian, are you staying?

@SakaGadgetPlug_ Same thing with a direct Belgium cars

Why do all okirika (akube) clothes seem to have the same smell? I’m just curious 🎤🎤

@AdaofLONDON I dey Wuse 2

If you’re in Wuse i have free food for you.

@thedispenser_ Nothing concern her with bra 😁

I feel for her. Even gym bro chest is bigger 🤣

@AbujaPresident Don't forget kubwa expressway too

Lugbe across people go dey risk their lives crossing airport speed lane instead of walking down to car wash to climb pedestrian bridge. Better secure your life, it won't take you up to 2 minutes to climb car wash bridge.

@ABUJAPLUG Malaria or typhoid?

The correct spelling is ABUJA and not ABUJA. Most people put the second A before the first A and that’s absolutely wrong. 😑❌❌

@dammy4trueluv White doesn't hide dirt, if the towel has been used by someone else, you will know immediately they give you

Every hotel around the world, towels are white. Why?

@ABUJAPLUG Light is good there, the road Na untarred, if you enter bike in dry season, dust go bath you 🤣. Security no dey there, house burglar Na normal thing. I left there 4yrs ago when they burgle my house and cart away all my properties just because I travelled for 1week.

@fimlex2 Fact 👌🏽

Hilda baci wouldn’t be known for her cooking skills if she still had this body in the first frame, thanks to her doctor

@ABUJAPLUG Dear anonymous, if you can see this, please share update or the opportunity with me, I want to do well too 🙏🏽. My DM is open. God bless you 🙏🏽

@viktorbensonyt Football money is temporary because it stopped immediately you stop playing. Music money is forever, people will always scream your music, royalty and so on. Even at old age, you will still be getting shows

They are paying you 200k pounds or euros weekly amongst other benefits And you play football for over 10 years or more And you are here opening your mouth to say football money is temporary See, former poor people will find way to gaslight you so that you won’t ask them for you or beg them Even Oshimen dey suffer, nothing really dey 534 million naira weekly Before dem pay am 534 million naira, the money don finish This life sha I pity who dey loyal to rich people, dem go just use advice kpai you

@UsmanIdris96636 @Jack4son5 Amen 🙌🏽

@Jack4son5 U will die young

@thenihiin Home to score either half

You dey toast my friend, you dey toast me. Which kind tactics be this

@ABUJAPLUG If your car is 2007 downward, you might not make any profit. Cars from 2008 upward are in the comfort category, that is why you might likely meet better clients that will pay well. If your car is sound and clean, you will get many sure offline. That's the only way to make money