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@therealmaf_ Do you enjoy making shit up?

I got into an Uber today, and the driver didn't say a single word. No "hello," no confirmation of my name, nothing. He just stared straight ahead, gripping the wheel. I was honestly getting annoyed and ready to leave a 1-star review for bad customer service. Then, I noticed his dashboard.

@benonwine She said on a podcast with Andrew Gold that she wasn’t “allowed” to do almost any of what she wanted… it’s a doomed job

Was Liz Truss actually the best Prime Minister Britain was never truly allowed to have? She barely got started before the establishment, markets and media closed in. 🇬🇧

Telly is going off, fuck them

@LegacySiu Fulham

Name a football club without letter "E" You can’t

6 fucking minutes

Here’s to the boys getting rogered up the shithole by Brazil

@OzorNdiOzor Always the blatts

Toronto man’s stolen car found in West Africa, and he couldn’t believe it when he was informed. According to Canadian police, stolen cars are exported by organized criminal gangs based in Montreal. Stolen vehicles In Canada are often destined for Africa and the Middle East - including countries like Nigeria 🇳🇬, United Arab Emirates🇦🇪 , Isreal🇮🇱 and the DRC 🇨🇩 . But it was in Accra, the bustling capital of Ghana, where CBC News located dozens of stolen vehicles. Many had been seized by authorities while others were found in car sales lots, parking lots and beyond.

@Police_Clips Stick out like a dog’s dick. Think they’re undercover but who has a computer screen in the car like that

@realjakeriely Imbecile comparing Europe to a country… Bradford, Barcelona, Berlin, and Bratislava are all incredibly different

Coming from the US… Europe feels kind of like a third world country. There I said it.

@Halo_chains Leave him alone for a while, that’s what he had the communication skills to ask from you, just do it. Later on, he’ll come to you when he’s ready. BUT Anyone with a working brain can tell you’re engagement farming from Africa, that text should not be sent from you, but from him

@br_dadepressao Why did I think that was James May?

A Copa do Mundo no México é diferente. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

@spineyprice @British_Airways I thought there were brand new rules against this

Wow @British_Airways what an absolute joke, you keep over 200 people on board an aircraft in 40 degrees heat with no air-conditioning, your staff collapse and only after 2.5 hours do you make an announcement informing the passengers that the flights cancelled.#bashambles

@PropositoyVida Been drinking only water for weeks and I’ve never felt better

Recordatorio: no tomen refrescos

@realMaalouf It’s like the hills have eyes… Jesus Christ.

Pakistan has the highest rate of inbreeding in the world, at around 65%. Children of cousin marriages might come out normal at first, but over generations of this, this is often the result. Please don’t marry your cousin.

@MattDRFCshirts Good grief… there’s a lesson in this and you should do it in private, especially when you’re working with vulnerable people. You’ve a hope of you asked for special considerations for your disability and they didn’t accommodate you. Give that a shot

I had an autistic meltdown at work last week where I ended up laying on the floor and crying (embarrassing I know). I’ve been given a disciplinary and put on a three month probation… for causing people distress. My distress was punished for causing distress.

@JeremyClarkson All so the US networks can show “commercials” for Fast Food and Chevrolet trucks

Thank God for this hydration break. It’s nearly 16 degrees out here

Harry Kane looks like a Serbian Rebel from some 90s Militia with that face

@444Mrwyz @OneMuslimArmy @Viglnthindutva Yeah that old chestnut

@itsShawJ @OneMuslimArmy @Viglnthindutva Wiping ur ass and wash it entirely different things

A British asked a Muslim woman to put her feet down while eating but she refused. Even the restaurant's security staff did not intervene. Would the response have been the same if an Indian had done it?

Why is it that homeless people either approach you with genuine kindness and sincerity OR they’re demanding and rude?

@Just1Self @OneMuslimArmy @Viglnthindutva Yup, I’m not a Muslim so why would I know Muslim practices 😂

@itsShawJ @OneMuslimArmy @Viglnthindutva You know nothing of how clean Muslim people keep themselves and it’s clear…