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@Tblizzlex @anbeannews You are genetically impaired if that’s what you need to become what you think a man is

@anbeannews Give this dude 1 year and 200 grams of protein per day. She’ll be the one crying

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@IdealyR87770 @Dblowthemaximum @jon_stokes @dubeyornotdubey Is your next comment going to be how airline food isn’t up to your standard?

@itsjustrob @Dblowthemaximum @jon_stokes @dubeyornotdubey Based on your profile im 1000% thats what your into. Youre an eagles fan and you ride a Harley lmaooo

Male-pattern baldness ✅ Multiple daughters ✅ Large family dog ✅ All the signs are there

@IdealyR87770 @Dblowthemaximum @jon_stokes @dubeyornotdubey Ehh. Id be more interested if you at least had some wit/ humor or at least a capable vocabulary to banter. Instead it’s this boring shit you respond with.

@itsjustrob @Dblowthemaximum @jon_stokes @dubeyornotdubey Well yes actually. Im quite feminine. Shall I ride your cock into oblivion to show you?

@IdealyR87770 @Dblowthemaximum @jon_stokes @dubeyornotdubey You are so feminine that even your words do gymnastics

@Dblowthemaximum @jon_stokes @dubeyornotdubey No son to carry on the lineage and even if he did have one hed be under the influence of his mother and sisters. Might even troon out. Many such cases.

@bakeddozen @TheOnlyNoIan Unfortunately you can feel the history of the two people sitting next to you at Fenway

@TheOnlyNoIan Haven’t been to Wrigley yet, but I’d say Fenway was the most nostalgic not the best, you could feel the history when you walked in. That aside, been to every stadium on the east coast, Camden, Truist and citizens clear it as far as actual looks and views over stadium!

Saying Fenway and Wrigley are the “best” stadiums are lazy takes. It’s Camden, PNC, and Oracle on top.

@BigDataPy @joerogan I was in school when @BigDataPy flew the first plane into the towers

Honestly I just remembered it wrong. I was elk hunting when Jimmy Kimmel was getting people angry at him for joking about the assassination and blaming it on MAGA. I would never “lie” about that. I just had a dumb memory moment.

@JurassicStonk @broncosbebad @AndyMarcus90 @PrimeVideo Good leadership doesn’t derange people.

@broncosbebad @AndyMarcus90 @PrimeVideo Kripke openly admits the writers got “angrier and more scared as the years go on,” and was “totally bummed out” Season 5 was written before the election because he wanted a big “we dodged the bullet” warning. Instead… well, you know the rest. So yes, TDS on full display.

Let’s light one last bloody candle. The final season of The Boys premieres April 8 on Prime Video.

@drinkgaragebeer Need some moon rock buckets

Hey @Phillies and @MLB . Today 4.1.26 Crawford hit a walk off in the 10th and @NASA had its first launch since 7.8.11. Ironically Ibanez hit a walkoff in the 10th for the Phillies on that day too. #Phillies #Artemis

@tysonphotoo @ABC They are gonna get so many sky miles

@ABC We complain about a 2 hour flight. These four said 685,000 miles round trip, let’s go.

This animation shows NASA’s Artemis II mission path, a journey of nearly 685,000 miles. The crew will travel in a figure-eight trajectory, looping out from Earth, around the Moon, and back again. Follow live updates: abcnews.link/qHsZ657

Hey @drinkgaragebeer , need a good can crusher bucket for RayDawg…. You got anything?

@dhwanisaraiya_ Obviously, this but with the artist hand painting the final touch on Andrew in the picture

I am having a vision

@Devan_Kaney @j_nothdurft You were, are and will forever be…. The News

@j_nothdurft 😅😅

Are you sure, though? Where can we direct our anger @Devan_Kaney?

@drewBbalis Season is over

I stand on business with this take Months from now, no one will remember that the Phillies started 1-2 You will remember Sanchy throwing six shutout innings and Schwarber hitting a home run in an Opening Day win

@5hadowDa3mon @KITKAT Aww man… give her a break

@KITKAT Found the culprit.

Regarding recent press coverage

@Bored_Certified @NickJFreitas @Johnny_Joey The chart clearly states migrant/ inhabitant while you say citizen

@NickJFreitas @Johnny_Joey Coincidentally, Idaho had the 2nd highest citizen migration gains in 2025…

Let me tell you how awesome Idaho is…conservatives, and by that I mean real conservatives, have such a hold on power that not a single Democrat in the Idaho house voted against this bill. A few abstained. Be like Idaho.

@AlchemyRemnant @ccmembersonly Keep kids away from this mentally and people like this. 8 is potentially acceptable for hunting/fishing but both are morning activities. Please teach your kids to socialize in normal society so they don’t act like this loser….. the Super Mario Bros Movie is perfect

@ccmembersonly Nothing. Take them outside. Go hunting. Go fishing. Build something. Teach them how to be men. TV will indoctrinate them into an evil world.

@JamieApody Once there was a little ol Bohm, Thought his money was safe at home, He never approved the Bohm loan, No he’ll make his parents groan But he’s got high hopes

This is a crazy story! #Phillies 3rd baseman Alec Bohm is reportedly suing his Mom and Dad for funneling away his money while managing his finances for him. The lawsuit alleges that his parents used LLCs to convert his money for their own use.sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/ph…

@Devan_Kaney DUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

+5000 for a Duce Staley jersey sighting at Opening Day