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@itsAntWright I don't think he dribbled all game

Hell naw man lol

There's so many more ads on here now, holy shit

@ashlleyraexo I'm on my way

@jake_pie16 Bring it on over.

Movie night? You bring snacks, I’ll bring cuddles 🍿🤍🤭

@traderjoeslut 5'7.5

hi, how tall do i look 📏

@CushieButt Oh maybe

@jake_pie16 maybe a mars bar

purple yams for dinner. can't stop giggling.

@AtwinGracie2002 It feels like a Johnny Cash kind of night

one these will be enjoyed with my tits out. but which...

@Lunar_Luster That looks delicious!

My 13 yr old made this pie. It's a black bottom peanut butter mousse pie. There's chocolate fudge under the peanut butter mousse and an oreo cookie crust 😋

@good_vibes_girl My favorite nursery rhyme

old mcdonald had a rack, e-i-e-i-ho

DOGE didn’t do shit but steal our social security numbers.

@ambermichelllle Its a solid reason

My excuse for misspeaking ever: sorry, I’m high

@megsknowsball Damn i need about 10 of these

oh fuck me up daddy

@vixenpiperxx Of course

Eat it from the back and adore me forever?

@sondraa Saving this for when I randomly need it this summer

For the third year in a row, the thread no one asked for… 2026 BALLPARK FOOD & DRINKS

@jojipaints They're not even ribbed

Q-Tips are shaped that way for a reason, you’re meant to get them wayyyy in there

@SkinMuffins I need a new discount ball for my chicken coop

I’m going to Tractor Supply if you guys want anything

@MollyCocktail Goals

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@si_yonce Let them get rid of student loans first

All hackers should fucking die actually