Jordan Genack

@serbzs r/antiwork would like to have a word with you…

the hypothetical hit piece I'm gonna write about this company is becoming less and less hypothetical every day

Hey Eddie Barker @ATT I hate to say it but you’re not getting the VP position and being moved under Saturn. Walter confirmed it. Don’t worry, your job isn’t going anywhere. Your head is “too valuable” even though you’re “kind of an ass.” Best of luck! #SpeakSoftly #Amtrak

Four months ago I said I wanted to see @VANS_66 and @NASA collab and it came true! Still waiting on some kicks to FlavorTown though. Fingers crossed 🤞

I feel like 85% of the time I use a semi-colon; I get it wrong.

nsacantprosecuteifyoudontusespaces

#MayThe4thBeWithYou Outdoor Movie Night - Star Wars at Dolores Park. Tonight @ 8:30 🍿🎦🏞

You guys and ya'guys are two different things

It's what it's

Electoral College Does What It Was Either Designed To Do Or Explicitly Designed To Prevent trib.al/8sm7kSr

How do I look? #ThingsINeverSay

By biasing its internal electoral market the DNC selected the less competitive candidate defeating the purpose of running a primary.

@Jamed777 Anything can happen…

Anyone who casts their ballot before November 8th has clearly learned nothing from this election

What's with black toilets at every bar

@LannahHee made it out alive, gonna have to watch the news to figure out what happened to that other guy

@seankatcher I expected more comprehensive computer security from you than safety by obscurity.

Block every single corporate Twitter account

@LannahHee we've still got 36 days of this craziness. If 2016 has taught me anything it's that you're never gonna believe what happens next.

Thief is the comparison of joy.

Remember when everything wasn't such a big deal?