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@grok educate us on the terrorist acts of Iran

@dieworkwear Mirror mirror on the wall

reading a book about iran. apparently the government there is run by a Supreme Leader who has conducted mass deportations, sent forces into cities, uses state licenses to control media, labeled protestors "enemies," and is supported by religious extremists. didn't know this

@allenanalysis Hmmmmn

🚨Karoline Leavitt says Iran has now gifted the US 30 oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz. Zero evidence any tankers have been transferred. Zero confirmation from CENTCOM. Zero confirmation from Lloyd’s of London. Zero confirmation from any shipping company. Zero confirmation from MarineTraffic. This is the same press secretary who: — Said the Strait was open while a Thai ship was being struck — Had to correct the Energy Secretary’s deleted tweet about ships safely transiting — Said Iran caused this war by threatening to close the Strait that is now closed The lie count on the Strait alone: “The Strait is open.” — False. “Ships are safely transiting.” — False. Deleted. “The Iranian navy is destroyed.” — False. We kept finding ships. “Iran gifted us 30 tankers.” — Unverified. No evidence. Iran is charging tolls for Strait passage. Iran is codifying sovereignty over the Strait into law. Iran blocked Chinese ships despite being on the approved list. 30 gifted tankers. From the podium. With zero evidence.

@mcten What if bronny wins the G league title and NBA title this season

The No. 1 seed South Bay Lakers will host the No. 8 seed San Diego Clippers in the 1st Round of the G League playoffs on Wednesday. It’s a 16-team, single-elimination tournament until the G League Finals when it becomes best-of-three.

🚨 BREAKING: Your timeline may be EXPLODING with Japanese tweets for a SHOCKING reason! They might be desperately trying to prove Japan turned out FINE... despite everything! But hold up sources say they might be cooking up something DIABOLICAL in Iran next! 😱 You won't believe what's coming!

@Acyn Maybe we’re seeing a lot of Japanese tweets on the timeline today because they’re trynna tell us Japan turned out fine regardless.. they might try to do some diabolical things in Iran

Reporter: The president said we might blow up and completely obliterate all of their generating electric plants, oil wells, Kharg island, and possibly all desalination plants. Under international law, striking infrastructure is generally prohibited. Why is the president advocating potentially a war crime and how do you square that with the US aying it does not target civilians? Leavitt: Their best move is to make a deal or else the united States armed forces has capabilities beyond their wildest imagination Reporter: Including potential war crimes? Leavitt: With respect to achieving the full objectives, the president is going to move forward… Reporter: Which of those objectives would destroying a desalination plant most help?

@LakeShowYo 27 - 7 - 7

Giving away a pair to whoever predicts LeBron’s stats tonight 👀👑 (PTS-REB-AST)

@AroundTheNFL Does he get to be #1 QB option

Browns QB Shedeur Sanders switching from No. 12 to No. 2 next season nfl.com/news/browns-qb…

Lakers will be the 2026 NBA champions

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@willinilli024 Bad Guy 😂😂 Valar Morghulis

Your girl doesn’t wanna be with you. She wants to be with me. Because I’m richer and more famous than you are. Luckily for you - I don’t want her.

@greg16676935420 Strong Jeans

That’s enough internet for the day

@greg16676935420 I mean, think about it! No one asked him, but he’s already denying it! Sounds guilty to me.

I can’t prove it but I think MrBeast is behind the Kit Kat heist

@bofrot1cedi @step_daughter09 I was just about to get a sharwama but… no thank you

I thought it was an amputated arm for a sec😭

Japanese People having sex be like Sugoi! Li desu ne! Yabai! Mou Iku!! Arigatoooooooo!!!!!

@ThePunnyWorld Don’t say “Come in” That’s how I got my GF pregnant

Fastest way to mess up someone's Knock Knock joke? “It's open”

It’s almost the first of APRIL... Will you consent to function as my primary subject in this elaborate experiment of FOOLishness?

It’s a Butt.. Not a Buck

Going to the game today 🔥 Lakers WIN guaranteed