John a smith

@SeanSheehanBA His uncle Bernard pissing himself .

Not to scapegoat anyone but Ryan Manning lost Ireland the world cup

@forks_gk_ Christy would have hit it better.

What the hell is Alan Browne doing taking pen no.5 there?

@Irishlefty95 @WFCConor Was waiting for mcclean to come on.

@WFCConor More than robbie Brady

What does Finn Azaz do? seriously, how does he get selected every international break?

@thatgirlsandie By Dave and Barry in the local.

BREAKING NEWS: This free kick by Dominik Szoboszlai has been voted the BEST free kick in Premier League HISTORY.

@oilysailor Defo worth a decent fee.

Including Man Utd players, Mohamed Salah is the eighth-highest PL scorer at Old Trafford in the 2020s

@FabrizioRomano As honest as the day is long.Great guy!

🚨🏆 Pep Guardiola: "19 titles in 10 years at Manchester City, in the modern era, in England, in Europe… …I think it's a hats off to the whole organisation”.

@KingsyAVFC Bailey loan if you’re lucky.

My ideal Villa summer window SELL Buendia- £50million Bailey- £40 million Watkins- £85 million Barkley- £30 million Digne- £45 million BUY Lacroix- £10 million Jaiden Anthony- £3 million Igor Thiago- £20 million Xavi Simons- £15 million Bruno Guimaraes- £25million #AVFC

@ShutupLyle Silk cut purple is her best bet.

My daughter is interested in getting into smoking cigarettes (for weight loss) does anybody have any recommendations for beginner cigarettes that won’t make her cough too much? She hasn’t been taking to the Marlboro Reds. She’s 11

Brian Brobbey is scoring the worst goal you will ever see to win it 2-1 for us I’m calling it

@markgoldbridge Andy goal summed it up there,he’s learning on the job

No Sesko again...

@jonmikesav8 A dirtbag

It’s about time that little shit Silva got his comeuppance.

@lporiginalg The ladders gave him away.

BREAKING: The value of Banksy pieces are plummeting after it was revealed he's an old fat guy.

@MickBlackwall @AdamofUpminster Death by electricity.

@AdamofUpminster Wrote the definitive book on AC/DC (and Zeppelin and many others). Knew Bon and the Young brothers well. Toured with and saw the Jonno lineup many times. This is crap. And who the fuck are you?

Fucking hell. Someone put these poor cunts out their misery.

@Arsenal_rep1 Set piece coach award.

11 out of 16 assists of Bruno Fernandes this season are from corner kicks.. You want them to give him player of the year for corner assists...........

@__scottsaunders And that bargain they got from palace in January.

Remember when Tijani Reijnders was meant to be the best midfielder in the world

@jonmikesav8 Mcsauce.

Who do you buy to replace Casemiro?

#liverpool Back to Thursday night lights🤣🤣🤣

@StanCollymore Aston forest

YEEEEEEESSSSSS THE FUCKING VILLA!!!

@Girlpatriot1974 A celebratory pizza is in order.

@CinemaTweets1 Bang average movie

One year from now, Tom Cruise might be in a position to finally win the #Oscar for Best Actor. Cruise’s upcoming release Digger is said to be one of his most audacious performances. When Cruise wants to be, he’s as good of a dramatic actor in Hollywood. For example - Collateral.