Kim Clemons

Before and after I took my dog to the dog park right after a rainstorm 🙆🏻‍♀️

This is a real, unaltered picture taken by photographer Keinichi Ohno

Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma

Don’t compare your seeds to other people’s crops. We’re all on separate journeys. They might be winning because it’s their season to bloom. Be patient.

It’s my birthday. I’m 37 and I have some things I’d like to share, in no particular order. 1. No one thinks about you more than you do. That thing from two years ago that keeps you up at night? No one else remembers. Honor the memory and let it go.

No one has a greater influence on us than our parents. Here's some things to know about them:

My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here.

Things I know at 42 that I wish I knew at 22:

@jk_rowling Been struggling to “get into” a book these days, but this one had me rushing home from work and staying up way past my bedtime to read! Truly a masterpiece and my favorite series I look forward to each release 🤩

The 6th book in the Strike series, #TheInkBlackHeart, is out today! 🖤🍂🖤🩸🖤🪦🖤💀🖤💔🖤

If you have the Starbucks app all cold drinks are 1/2 off on Tuesdays the whole month of July. You’re welcome.

@EssAyAreAyAichh Definitely feel this!

Did hoobastank not know ur allowed to choose any name for ur band that u want

the war on drugs was such a crazy concept "let's spend 2 billion dollars to fight weed" and then weed won lmao

Filet mignon (using your technique) with lemon garlic asparagus, and fondant potatoes… Would you eat this? @GordonRamsay

Y’all screamed at customer service workers to quit if they don’t like their wages. Now y’all pissed it takes 45 minutes to get your food made in a restaurant and Starbucks closing at 7pm 😂😂😂

Do you ever get so hungry before dinner you start looking for a light snack and then end up eating half a French baguette? Yeah… me neither.

Ticketmaster be like: Concert ticket: $40 Venue fee: 21.32 Access fee $18.32 Paperless transmission fee: $12.03 Fee Fee: $8.84 Fi Fo Fum: $3.43 Cuz We Can Fee: $2.01 Might as well fee: $1.89 WTF you gonna do nigga, not go? fee: $1.38 Another dollar won’t hurt nobody fee: $1.00

@nacibecca Literally same here 😅

@Raylenesolis EXCUSE ME??? Um come visit me please!!!