grass 2.0
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grass 2.0
@keepofffgrass
my twitter got hacked sorry or whatever im supposed to say
شامل ہوئے Nisan 2026
78 فالونگ121 فالوورز
@electrolemon me giving my students “options” so they feel in control but the outcome is the same every time
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@mornings0da they way people talk about dating versus my lived experiences makes me think theyre like looking for partners behind a walmart
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People have been complaining about “the dating scene” in every city I’ve lived in for as long as I can remember. I never had any problems. I think the actual problem is the act of looking for love
moons ⏾ .˚@moonsandhues
i haven’t dated in years so idk what the dating market is like. but when people complain about it, it truly feels like an exaggeration to me. there’s just no way it’s really that bad. i don’t know?? i think it’s as simple as finding someone you like who also likes you, no?
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Me realizing I’m too nice for a toxic man And too toxic for a nice man
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@ninetysevenjag and he shouldve been more attractive and intelligent about it but u cant win em all
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@keepofffgrass He’s thinking about you drinking beer while wet and naked. How wonderful it is to be desired.
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i want to look like this in a dress so bad i wanna go to someone elses wedding and everyone is asking me to do push ups i wanna go to a party and people are chasing me down to know how much i can bench
TITAN@TemooTitan
what happens when gym girls wear dresses 😳
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@_dams0n @b1ngusbongo both of those artists being at bonnaroo and im just gonna be in my house
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@b1ngusbongo I’d for sure recommend checking out some of Tash on Saturday and Spacey Jane on Sunday if you have some time!
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@keepofffgrass He’s badly flirting/saying you’re hot. Every guy knows what a shower beer is
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too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener
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@___Tyke___ hes wither trying to flirt or has literally never heard of the concept
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I always see tweets like this and a lot of people with ADHD rightly say this is just their way of conversing/connecting. But as someone with ADHD I want to make it clear when I’m telling a story immediately after yours it’s because I think mine is better and more interesting
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