MUNTU.

@MaamaKampala21 You should find your and fine your Physics teacher for not teaching you about thermostat.

I was today years old when I learnt that the fridge is supposed to be on 24/7. I thought we are supposed to switch off for sometime to save Yaka

@Psalmwrite That SJP result was huge.

@kicode19 Since game week 12

Arteta ‘outters’ you guys can go inside now. y’all have been everywhere since 3 weeks now. Arteta ‘inners’ It’s our turn to flood the timeline. This Arsenal civil war, we will keep fighting it till the end of the season COYG!!!

@CFCPys It would surprise u that these Chelsea clowns want to lose against City so that Arsenal doesnt win the league

🚨 CONFIRMED: 5TH in the Premier League will get UCL Football for next season.

@CFCPys COYB

@RodinSimi Hope u gave ur team the blue print to lose 3 times in a row against Arsenal and lose 5 times in a row before redeeming its elf against a league one fodder.

After giving Sporting CP the blueprint to beat Arsenal, they still failed. Anyways see you on Wednesday next week for a comeback.

@bamwinejnr They know the conversations won't be pretty next season

Also a number of Man United fans will run naked and mad on the streets when Arsenal wins a trophy this season because they are so invested

@KOmukungu United fans have no shame at all

Akapiira okalabye otya?

@nanfukajamillah Then turned into night dancers and witches.

As a Manchester United fan, why are you still awake?

@TouchlineX Then there are those United fans who wanted Arsenal to lose

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Thanks to Arsenal's result, the entire Premier League top 5 will qualify for the 2026/27 Champions League season now! 🌟

@AllanSseky Mujja kulwala emitwe

Ka Arsenal kama ze nekagoba Naye we wait for second league.

@ArsenalN7 I dozed off at the 25th min , just woke up bse my kid found me sleeping on the couch.Our football is too boring

@DavidJHarrisJr I guess the majority of the Australian govt is led by women and gay men

🚨BREAKING: Australia’s most decorated Afghan War veteran was arrested and now faces LIFE IN PRISON over alleged war crimes charges. Ben Roberts-Smith was awarded the Victoria Cross for Australia after singlehandedly storming two Taliban machine gun positions by himself in order to save his own SAS team. War heroes should NOT be treated like this!

@Franc1pct Have u ever heard of the word 'Emphasis' before?

@Franc1pct Everything about Masturbation making you weak is a myth bro, the only major disadvantage is it blocks your personal and spiritual growth.

As an ex‑masturbator, here's the truth. · You won't dislike pussy, you'll WORSHIP it. Put it on a pedestal. You'll stop seeing women and start seeing body parts. · Your erection process gets MESSED UP. You'll find yourself with a woman and not perform because your brain is wired to pixels, not presence. · Delayed ejaculation you can have sex for an hour but not finish unless you're watching p*rn or using your hand. That's a real sickness. · Appetite? You won't lose it. You'll be HUNGRY in a sick, twisted way even when you're not hungry. Don't let anyone tell you masturbation is harmless. I lived the damage.

@CapitalFMUganda Did u meet her a virgin? Is she productive?, then marry her

I’m Timo. My girlfriend’s parents want UGX20M dowry soon, but I also have a chance to buy land worth the same amount. I’m torn between investing in the future or formalizing my relationship. What would you choose? #LetsTalkWithConsolate

@lulanzeashirafu Mother dressed like a whore.

@SaraMtshabi Whores nolonger hide

If He Doesn’t nut In The First 5minutes he Masturbated before You Arrived.

@oku_yungx Women are nolonger ashamed to tell the whole world they are whores.

Bruh WTF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@wene084 It a curse that future generations will inherit and the family is told that one of the their ancestors was gay and therefore spiritual cleansing is needed.

Being gay is the highest disgrace a male child can bring to his family.

@allenakhaumere @Franc1pct Seriously , how old are you?

@kicode19 @Franc1pct How does being rich mean that one spiritually growing??? Monetary riches have no correlation with your spiritual growth, it's how well you manage your business.