killer jerry

It’s 2032. The Rizzler is almost 400 pounds and has resorted to mukbang videos. AJ’s wife divorced him. Ashley has an OF that no one watches. Big Justice resents his dad, and doesn’t want media attention. AJ is still doing videos of himself, but just as the “Costco Guy.”

went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle

@clarkisking1 The Dodger Killers is what I like to call them. Only rotation that can slow/stop that lineup IMO

We are getting a glimpse of a Top 3 Pitching staff in baseball

@SassyMan93 @MMBM53 @BarstoolMSU Weird reply but okay. I’m not sure what you mean lol

@killlerjerry @MMBM53 @BarstoolMSU We the public don’t blame you. We blame your parents.

We’re never winning anything

@SassyMan93 @MMBM53 @BarstoolMSU And your ignorance is (a)cute.

@killlerjerry @MMBM53 @BarstoolMSU Not your bro. Nassar was stared in college and went on to the Olympic team with the school knowing. You’re obtuse

@SassyMan93 @MMBM53 @BarstoolMSU Bro, you couldn’t be more wrong and it’s delicious.

@MMBM53 @killlerjerry @BarstoolMSU They weren’t protected by the school like your scum was. Thanks for letting a predator get away.

@SassyMan93 @BarstoolMSU Hey retard. Ever heard of Dr. Robert Anderson? Probably not because of your big blue wall. You’re a hypocrite who refuses to accept anything other than your worldview. Find another hill, idiot.

@BarstoolMSU You don’t deserve to after Nassar. Your school actively protected a predator and allowed him to move onto team USA. So no. You get nothing.

@rgfray1 Guy needs a nap and a shot of Ozempic

Me, getting kicked out of my local Pizza Hut, when the Ottawa Senators clinch a playoff spot today in New York #gosensgo #isles

have a day

"you have such great energy" thank you i am on stimulants

if my boyfriend ever breaks up with me i'm telling EVERYONE i found him in bed with a man

@Castellani2014 I think you mean “elude” ?

Jason Benetti said it best: “Clean baseball has alluded the Tigers.”

@Castellani2014 Phil Choke

I’m compiling a list, but I need your help. What are some funny nicknames that I’ve given Tigers players over the years?

@Bitcoin_Teddy Everyone in these comments are idiots. Of course the price of bitcoin crashes. It’s a rug pull. The government comes out the big winner

I like to imagine a future where the CIA sits on the fact they invented Bitcoin until one BTC is worth $100M, at which point they sell Satoshi’s stash ($110T) to clear out the national debt and cement their place in history as the greatest deep state known to man

@TheCinesthetic Asteroid City

What is the most unfairly hated movie that you will defend every time

@TheCinesthetic Who is you, man?

What movie line was delivered so perfectly that it deserved an Oscar?

@BarstoolBigCat What was the number last year? I believe in you Mr. Big Cat

I’m at the point of the week where I’m thinking maybe I’ll just win every one of my March Madness bets. Nothing better

@FDSportsbook @FanDuel Luka Cade

👽 Wemby 🥇 SGA 🃏 Joker ❓ ❓ Who is missing from this top 5 NBA players list?

@B1G_Ryan Your opinion on Birdman nullifies this list. When it comes to best picture winners, you are not a ball knower.

Best Picture winners this century, in tiers All-time classic — No Country, Return of the King Great flick — OBAA, Oppenheimer, Parasite, Moonlight, 12 Years, The Departed, Gladiator Good, not great — Anora, Spotlight, Birdman, A Beautiful Mind

@stoolpresidente What does this mean

Bet on horses they say. 😂😂😂. 4-1 over 4-1. 15 dollar exacta. 4/5 favorite off the board.