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@kl0bb

شامل ہوئے Şubat 2023
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We need to make the world population <5mil immediately
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Greta Thunberg Respecter 40K 🇸🇪🇵🇸🚀🇰🇵
This is like, actual 11th century medieval lunchslop for peasants: bread, cheese, onions, and ale. In 2026, boomers are saying that this plate represents some kind of insane luxury ("you want to drink an ALE? you want to eat ORGANIC cheese??")
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hyrax@kl0bb·
@slowppoke Unfortunately truke. It’s close for me though
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Ignatius Reilly@slowppoke·
@kl0bb JJs was sold to private equity in 2019 with a subsequent drop in quality
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hyrax@kl0bb·
@sanpellyenjoyer Showing up to the bar with a tray of pint glasses filled with yellow brackish fluid that I insist I “brewed myself” next time I go
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hyrax@kl0bb·
After watching what happens to young milennials/old genZ after 30 I’ve been convinced that a good amount of adults should not have autonomy. If you’re 30 and are still racking credit cards up like you’re a new to this we’re giving you a handler
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@wolverines788 How about I invest $16 in buying a big fucking mallet to smash the heads of people that tell me how to spend my money?
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R G H@wolverines788·
@kl0bb You could have put together the same thing at home for about $4 $16 invested in the S&P 500 for 30 years would be worth about $300. Now if you did that every day it would be a lot more.
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@GarlicSeksy These kids don’t even drink beer or fuck pussy like we used to, man. But if they do, then they aint bootstrappin’, hosedrinkin’, homebuyin’, rock n’ roll lovin, home-cookin’, draft-dodgin’, hardasses like us.
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@sanpellyenjoyer Impede the time of others by scheduling useless bullshit
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☭ Communist ☭
☭ Communist ☭@NuclearPog·
Just imagine if gas was $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 per gallon
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Scorched Earth Policy
Scorched Earth Policy@Scearpo·
REMINDER: Drunk driving and texting while driving are perfectly safe above a certain IQ threshold and the people who cause accidents while doing them are simply too retarded to be allowed to drive or learn how to read in the first place.
Paul Schofield@pschofie79

People are being really judgy about this but if you pay attention, you’ll see that she glances up at the road every 7 seconds or so, just like they teach you to do in driver’s ed.

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@ripcitythug What a couple years in the Balkans does to a mf
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pseudo wook
pseudo wook@souporsonic_·
that's my long distance emotional support right person wrong time there is some sort of flexible but solid thread that tethers us you never know what the future holds lovership
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Remembering my real wife is out in upstate new york working in a pottery studio
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Thank god getting ample time outside is only important for the development of children and not for adults
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Hengist
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۟@dronedoommetal·
We drink soda we eat pizza
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@NuclearPog I’ve had mostly wiggers dropping tasteful enwurds my last couple games…
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☭ Communist ☭
☭ Communist ☭@NuclearPog·
The counter strike community has gone woke. Do not even attempt to play it
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