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@MrJamesMay ****

I’ve bought a new padlock for our toolshed. Can anyone recommend a good combination that no-one will ever guess?

@elonmuskTN 18

@JeremyClarkson Pig pimp 😁

Filming at Diddly Squat has stopped for a little while but the farming goes on. Today, I have rented out a pig for sexual purposes.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Get my mittens boots and go out

You wake up to this What is the first thing you do

@MrJamesMay Sun is at north at noon.

I’m heading to Australia later today. Anything I should know?

@MrJamesMay Can you bring me one pouch from kamgooroo balls, please?

@HMRCcustomers No, it's just my salary. Whom i can contact to check what it is?

@komple Hi Igor, could you tell me if you’ve previous sent us a Self Assessment tax return? As this could be the source of the non-coded income figure your referring to. Martin

Good morning, we're here until 8pm to answer your general queries. 💻 Please don't share any personal details. ❌

Thrilled to announce I'll be appearing alongside India Willoughby in an exciting new BBC documentary: 'Why Men Make Better Women Than Women.' India will be coaching me on where I've been going wrong all these years and the whole thing will be filmed inside India's Fiat 500 ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

@MrJamesMay I'm not not liking it.

Does anyone not like a Biscoff? I already don’t believe you.

@AeroNikolaTesla Totalno loša organizacija. Kad se dođe na odlaske na novi terminal, mora da se ide do starog terminala po kolica. Drugo ne mogu da se guraju kolica po stazi da se dođe do pešačkog prelaza jer su bandere na sredini staze. Neko mnogo pametan je projektovao sve.

@JohnCleese Where are you going?

Good bye, Twitter And thanks for dinner, Elon

@JeremyClarkson No this is proper bacon

Yes. But we make better bacon.

@JeremyClarkson Sofia

Anyway, to conclude the survey. Madrid is the stupidest airport in the world. By miles.

@StephenBryers @JeremyClarkson @PerthAirport It's not in western hemisphere 😃

Let’s have a group chat. What’s the stupidest airport in the world? I’ll go first. Madrid.

@london_dlr at Canary Wharf, with baby. Totally idiotic there are no signs and staff doesn't now that side doors to DLR are closed. We went up and down to try to find lift to platform in the middle

@MrJamesMay Strange combination, gin and tonic and meerkats. How does it taste?

Thanks to the incompetence of British Airways we’ve had to endure a sunset safari with gin and tonics and meerkats. #Unacceptable

@MrJamesMay Poor lion, hope he doesn't have indigestion after.😁

LIVE May’s footprint next to a lion’s, shortly before it ate him. instagram.com/p/Cx-FuF_so41/…

@SkyNews He was just playing... Don't understand so big fuss about it

A dingo has been filmed biting a tourist in Australia. The Queensland Department of Environment and Science has warned of the danger posed by the wild animals trib.al/AUkOvey

@OxfordBusCo How much is ticket between Reading and Oxford on X40?