meat ball

are there any songs about wanting to get your flowers like you’re algernon

Taco Bell should add a new feature to their app where it lets you x-ray your burrito to see which half is gonna be entirely filled with fucking rice

Listening to ona under some car in front of the V Club

(joker voice) you wanna know how I got these skid marks

Life hack if you start shadow boxing in front of the McDonalds counter while you wait they’ll make your food faster

Internet sucks now

We’re bringing a high speed chase to 123 Pleasant Street this Saturday 4/26 with The Bedheads, @emmaleadeal & The Hot Mess, and American Boxer. We hope you’ll show out to help support the tremendous weight of Robb’s legal expenses

There will be consequences if we don't see you this Friday at @TheLoudWV

Pull down me pants look up me bottom

Erykah Badu (@fatbellybella) is prepping her first new album in 15 years, and it'll be produced entirely by the @Alchemist stereogum.com/2301010/erykah…

guy who thinks PSA is pronounced pissa

With Pokémon Legends ZA the main series of Pokémon games is finally moving away from turn based battles to real time gameplay

This one is “How Much” commissioned by April Greenlees for her girlfriend KT. KT loves Boyz II Men, so we had to hit ‘em with the harmonies. Hope you two have a wonderful Valentine’s Day ❤❤

This one goes out to our homie @chefkdjones and was commissioned by his wife, Petunia. KD’s grandma has been teaching to make candy lately, and this calls for the power of song. Have a great V-Day yall ❤️

This one's Moon to my Sun commissioned by Nellie Inskeep for her friend Charlee. Her fav band is @TheFrontBottoms, so we had to whip out our best Brian Sella impression. Charlee loves movies, crocheting, and is almost done with nursing school. We hope ya ❤️ this galentine's gift

This song is "Crochet Hearts" commissioned by @GRATEFULDAD1204 for his girlfriend @RebekkaVenoy who loves musicals, knitting, and playing the Sims. Hope you guys have an incredible Valentine's Day ❤

This one goes out to Tanner Taylor aka DJ T-Dizz from his girlfriend Lara Ferrell. Hope you guys have a wonderful V-Day ❤️❤️❤️