lexi

I'm 23, Anna is 19 & cole is 17 & my dad still does this every year (listen to my sister lose it at the end)

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

mom vs. dad

Josh Allen should stop having girlfriends and play football

Vote for Lexi Saraf to be on the cover of Inked Magazine cover.inkedmag.com/2023/lexi-saraf PLEASE GO VOTE FOR ME AND RETWEET THIS!!!! It’s for the shot at an Inked magazine cover 🫶🏼

New Jersey teacher saves 3rd grader 💯

@bagelofthesea thank you

I can’t believe I watched 3 guys, 1 hammer on AOL dial up in 5th grade

Hi Kim! Did walking in the #balenciaga show make you nervous? You know what makes me nervous? Balenciaga promoting toddlers & BDSM & their BS “apology” claiming they had no clue they were promoting toddlers & BDSM. Any comments on protecting children from sexual exploitation?

I can’t believe I once dated someone who failed 12th grade twice

@SouthwestAir FUCK YOU

ATC issues and disruptive weather have resulted in a high volume of cancellations throughout the weekend while we work to recover our operation. We appreciate your patience as we accommodate affected Customers, and Customer Service wait times are longer than usual. (1/2)

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

" Seems to me in this country, we eat Fake food, meet Fake people, buy Fake clothes... and have Real problems. "- Winston churchhill

@JayMudra23 not having a job is ratchet lmao

My gf thinks it’s ratchet to get a union job

remember when you were texting and driving and killed that woman

Me trying to play it cool in line at tappo day club when I realize I forgot to wear my belt

BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the steps at the U.S. Capitol Building

i come back to twitter & this is the first thing i see 😂 i’m leaving again bye