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@madmunk

Director at FFP. I swear a lot. Influencer. importer of ballbearings. Proprietor of MEGATHREADS. Sometimes draw shit. Part of the John Cooper Clarke Collective

شامل ہوئے Ocak 2009
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roflhoff@madmunk·
He’s not normal.
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@cybercykosis @madmunk He also did a blockage on myself and madmunk on here. Did he blockage you as well?
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roflhoff
roflhoff@madmunk·
SHOW girls you fancy them by touching them with a bargepole.
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@cybercykosis @zippetey2dah Nah. The cia told him he’s not allowed on anymore light entertainment shows for the rest of his miserable life.
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roflhoff
roflhoff@madmunk·
@zippetey2dah @cybercykosis He drove so fast in one of those documentaries that he set his friend on fire so much that his friend had a decease ☹️
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roflhoff
roflhoff@madmunk·
I have just discovered that 'Polling Station' is not a euphemism for a 'brothel'. Just wasted 15 minutes of my life standing naked in a booth.
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roflhoff@madmunk·
@zippetey2dah @cybercykosis He had a trial for the canal street murderers. They were interested in signing him but he failed the medical ☹️
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Petey@zippetey2dah·
@madmunk Walls or Richmond?
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roflhoff@madmunk·
Pretend you're greeting King Charles, by shaking hands with some sausages.
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roflhoff@madmunk·
Extend your holiday aboard a cruise ship by taking a bag of rat shit with you.
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roflhoff@madmunk·
Bit weird innit.
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roflhoff@madmunk·
TRICK a young woman into thinking you're not just out for a one night stand by tattooing her name and portrait on your neck.
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