mark andrada 🙊

Took my mom to @RipleysAquaCA yesterday. She spent the entire afternoon telling me in detail how she would cook each fish. #filipino

Just suffered a devastating loss. Now I'm on the run. No place to hide in a world gone mad. What's my next move? Find out the Gambler's next move in the #officialtrailer for #SixDaysToDie. Grab your 🎟️ now for showings @glendalelaemmle playing Aug 11-17: rb.gy/uzzcl

surprised a24 is considered independent and isn’t even part of the AMPTP. this quote from sag is awesome as fuck lmao

I’d like to thank @stujeffries for going to bed. #Leafs

🎬🍿 #BlockbusterWeek - March 24-31 @BadDogTheatre ✨ With @andrewphung @palomanunez @ImChrisWilson @sharjilrasool @nlpassmore @AjahnisCharley @LeslieCserepy @CarsonPinch @markandrada @TyraBanda @conorbury @marykmorrow @julianfrid & SO MANY MORE!🍕 🎟️ baddogtheatre.com/blockbuster

It’s 2023. There is absolutely no reason why IKEA shouldn’t be on UberEats.

Hey! I started a thing. About Toronto theatre, and hopefully (eventually) comedy and other stuff. I'm still obviously figuring things out, but here's an introductory post! Please subscribe! #TheaTO goaheadsumi.com/welcome/

Imagine?

Hotels are dumb. They’re like, “You should stay here!” Then you book a room and they’re like, “Don’t come here until 4pm.” And then you wake up and they’re like, “Ok you gotta get out of here.”

@patterballs You just described my twitch channel.

I’m at a cafe where a tv is showing an episode of the Smurfs while the speakers are playing LCD Soundsystem and I have to say, I don’t hate the way it all lines up.

@Crugland Nobody likes what you’re doing here, Craig. Stop trying to break up a happy relationship. Think of the children.

@Crugland I was under the impression that Strawberry and Kiwi were in a long term thing 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Alice_Moran @PhillipLGraham This just made my night. Thanks Alice ☺️❤️

#ComedyTO mainstay & tech whiz @markandrada made a massive 197 song Spotify playlist of alternative Christmas classics - enjoy: open.spotify.com/playlist/2nVQc…

Bringing @CarloRota, @markandrada, & @treblemartin all together in an intense interrogation scene — shooting before widespread #COVID19 vaccines or rapid tests meant being EXTRA careful when filming with actors who weren’t already bubbled. #SafetyFirst

@BadDogTheatre @BTS_twt @annpornel @Siddiqs @MollyOstertag And more! #4: @DisneyParks w/ @markandrada #5: @DreamWorksSheRa w/ @jocelyngeddie #6: Gymnastics w/ Nkasi Ogbonnah and Alison Haines Listen to all episodes! thesonarnetwork.com/bad-dog-comedy… Thank you @BadDogTheatre !!!

@huntman1975 @bryanalvarez From their respective wiki pages: TNT - 89 million homes FS1 - 83 million homes TBS - 90 million homes USA Network - 90 million homes Hope that’s helpful!

@bryanalvarez Loosing overall by 300,000 on FS1 isn't an accomplishment??? How many more homes get TNT and TBS compared to FS1??? You and Dave are so biased it's laughable

Can confirm AEW beat WWE head-to-head in 18-49. 10-10:15: 363,000 vs. 272,000 10-15-10:30: 293,000 vs. 293,000 Full 30 min: 328,000 vs. 282,500

On @baddogtheatre Fandom Show comedians/creatives nerd out about their fav things! Hosted by @TheKyahGreen & @stephanie_malek w/ @FilipeDimas as The Evil Gatekeeper who tests fans with hardcore nerd trivia! This week: @markandrada! 👂 thesonarnetwork.com/bad-dog-comedy…

@annpornel @alannahgraham @damnaine I think it’s really crummy to make fun of people for the things that they like.

adults obsessed with Disneyland worry me

@glennsumi @nowtoronto Gilda Live is an all time favourite of mine. Perhaps mostly for nostalgic reasons, but worth a watch if you haven’t seen it, I think.

In a new series for @nowtoronto, I'm watching classic comedy specials from a 2021 perspective. 1st up: Eddie Murphy's groundbreaking 1983 special DELIRIOUS, the one with the red leather suit & the copious use of the word f**got. Have any fave specials? nowtoronto.com/culture/comedy…

I don’t tweet often, but when I do… man oh man it is of substance.