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@OPKamui @rebelspy21 @preta_6 lol it doesn't work like that. I mean I could just pick Germany, which has restaurants of all other countries.
But picking the US should only get you fast food and ultra processed rubbish. That's the US specialty.
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@rebelspy21 @preta_6 I think it is close. G has the best food, but D has a great variety.
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DWI lawyers make the mistake of fighting the officer on whether something was or wasn't a "clue" on a field sobriety test. Stupid. The job is to de-legitimize the entire test. I represent athletes. I ask the cop who has just testified that losing balance is a sign of intoxication whether my client false starting against Baylor means he's drunk. The whole thing is a sham. Make that obvious. Ask the cop whether he used his arms for balance when he walked into the court room. He did. Because God made arms for a reason. Show the jury a picture of Simone Fucking Biles using her arms for balance in the Olympics. Make these people into the dishonest clowns they are.
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@bradluttrell I've never been to publix, but I've been to Kroger. The answer can be only 1 word: quality.
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@jaketropolis Would you go to a chain bar, or would you go to your local spot?
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@SandyofCthulhu If you're particular enough about your steak to send it back 5 times, you probably shouldn't be ordering steak. Just cook it yourself at home and get something else at the restaurant.
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I went to Texas Roadhouse and ordered a steak medium rare. The nice waitress took her time to carefully explain what a "medium rare" steak looked like. I already knew, of course - I've been eating steak for 65 years - but I was polite and listened. She made sure I knew that a medium rare steak was red in the middle, not pink. I guess she gets customers who don't have a clue.
Anyway the steak came out and it was absolutely well-done. Not a trace of red or even pink. I cut it in half and showed it to the waitress, and she was appalled. I didn't have her take it back - my wife already had her meal and we had places to go after dinner so why delay.
So I ate my damn well-done steak, and I even tipped the waitress (I assume it was not her fault). But I haven't returned to Texas Roadhouse since.
Sadie@Sadie_NC
He sent his steak back FIVE times, each time they brought him a new steak. Don't be like this person!
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@SandyofCthulhu I only had Italian beef for the first time like 4 years ago. Really irritated that I never had it before. I gotta say I side with the Italian beef advocate.
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My buddy from Chicago and I have an ongoing argument over whether it's Italian Beef or Philly Cheesesteak as the greatest sandwich ever made out of cow. I figure whoever loses the argument, we both win.


Grits n Football@goodbreffis
Chicago Italian beef belongs in the Regional Food Hall of Fame.
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@tanpukunokami Other than the bow this kind of thing happens every day around here. We just wave instead.
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冗談だとしても、アメリカは
「占領して仲間にしてやることが友好の印だ」と思っていそうで、ちょっと寒気がした。
気に入ったから仲良くしようじゃなくて、気に入ったから手足にしてやろう、みたいな。
David Samuel@DSPetolicchio
Make Japan the 51st state.
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@SandyofCthulhu Hot take incoming: lays down the coldest take ever taken by a taker.
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I disagree that this is an “unpopular” opinion. I think every gamer would be down with this idea.
Dave@GamewithDave
UNPOPULAR OPINION: single-player video games mode should NEVER require an internet connection.
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