🇬🇧 Goddess Mean Mal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I’ve been away with the girls this weekend, did you miss me?

@Geniustechw Looks like CO2 laser resurfacing

What this procedure called?

@97Vercetti For real. I’m on an online shopping ban 🤣

me: why am I always so broke??? Amazon: your dog’s wig has been delivered

You wonder why we have an attitude when you slide into Our DMs empty handed? Because We receive hundreds of those messages every single day. Having to open each one and see that you haven’t even considered offering basic respect is genuinely exhausting and annoying.

@Pearlyi_n_ This is ace

When you are unemployed and have nothing to do.

@heavensbvnnyalt Did anyone see the woman on TikTok who made her own homemade bread from her ‘own homemade yeast’? to sell to her fans? lol

if you love homemade bread look at this beauty i made today

Nothing beats the thrill of consensual BM play in femdom. When you willingly give Me your secrets and power, knowing it’s our safe fantasy but still thrilling as fuck 😋

@stonersvilla Red. Because it doesn’t say I can’t have unlimited of the best weed.

@ThrillaRilla369 @DVMcVicker IF it’s in the child’s best interest. Big IF. Some parents are not fit to be parents unfortunately ❤️

@DVMcVicker There’s no better child support than 5050 shared custody

I’m gonna piss off a lot of people saying this but If a man pays child support, and later find out that the child isn't even his, the mother should have to pay all of it back

@ThrillaRilla369 Hard agree - unsure why this statement would piss anyone off.

@otokyo__ Good

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@yolkedyassey @LoudOutside I HATE doing it and my partner will do it for us as he knows I don’t like it, but if he is working away, then I’ll do it. It’s about who’s comfortable doing what and communicating with each other. Working as a team rather than against each other 😋

@LoudOutside I wouldn’t classify “taking out the trash” as a skill. It’s literally tying a bag and taking it outside!

Thoughts?

To be fair, if you are a woman and you live alone, you learn how to do these things. And if you are a man and you live alone, you also learn how to do these things. But when you live together, it’s almost an unspoken rule that the woman does the cooking and the cleaning and the men do the other jobs listed by OP Robert. I’m not saying it should be this way, I’m saying it just seems to happen. I guess it’s also about what each person is comfortable doing/enjoys too.

It’s giving ‘oops I did it again’ 🙈

If you hate Mondays you may as well make it better by fulfilling my wants and needs because that’s what truly makes you happy 😃

@his4Everz They hate us for real

but do aliens believe in me?

@cravedcuddle What a load of bollocks 😉

POST A CHARACTER THAT MATCHES YOUR PERSONALITY

@beyoumf Being an adult

what are u starting to dislike more as u get older?