Human Mel

Training magical thinking

@generalslug Paul!!!!!

the bottom of your phone’s auto-generated “people & pets” photo section is your elite unit…. who are you rocking with

I feel like death but it’s so romantic of me to be hungover and slumped in a claw foot tub in paris

Got a fantastic ad

Collecting small shells, lichen, butterflies, scarabs, ferns, acorns, soils, seeds, bones, bark, corals, rocks, grains, teeth, roots. There is a warm indifference to all of it

What I need is a smoother google street view perusing experience

@itsbedtime_ let’s go

Combining the joys of soft serve with the joys of mix ins, and sharing with a friend. You even have more ready to pop in the freezer for later. Who gives a rat’s ass

I work so hard it’s crazy. enough

@prettycritical therapist: just give up ❤️

is she licensed?

@gabydvj Not mammy….,…..

here are some insane barbies i saw at a vintage toy store in florida recently. also a very cool bob mackie barbie

Please please watch this

@thenewarea51 @WeNotSocks ….it’s a minuscule, remote fishing village on a cliff

@WeNotSocks 👀 no airport?! just crossed this place off my list

@hmginger It says no more cheesy pizza :(

Your ass is trying to tell you something. Listen to it

Average fitness trainer from Bristol

@HulloAlice Same!! So classic always

@madamphetamine Big time heebie jeebies!!!

@melhuman people who do light floors with light walls give me the creeps

Sorry but how do so many people not have the self awareness/foresight to realize these grey-toned floors ARE the dated 90s orange floors of this decade?

@Boenau @WaynesWhirled What’s wrong with a cargo e-bike?

@WaynesWhirled It sounds like you know there's a practical answer to your scoffing comment. E-bikes were outselling e-cars 2:1 because ordinary people are able to take something somewhere or pick something up. As you say.

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