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A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you. ~Psalm 91:7

Today is my mummy’s birthday.🤭🥹🥹🥹

The truth is that I’m lost.

Use this as an excuse to post a beautiful picture from your gallery.

@paula_nays81702 Omo you do ooo😂😂

I don't need a driver's license to ride you.

She blocked me, I think

@Iykyk_oma To save it on my device

You saw me on the road You took my number, chatted me on Whatsapp and still asked me to send my picture Why??🤦‍♀️

@itsTseTse Omo the feeling, when you start thinking about how the person on the counter must have been looking at you😂

I mistakenly bought something I thought was toothpaste, but I later realized it’s actually a kiss lubricant for sexual use. I don’t need it. does anyone want it?

@Everything4Ewa They do that village in Ibadan ooo😂

Can you rent this power bank for 2k for 48hrs ?

@wtffolly_ Trust me, You’ve got a snitch!

Omg he knows 😭

@kelly_xspace No go like go sign that 9-5 job 😂

A very short story 😭 Please don't spend like me 😭😭😭💔

@KAN_z04 @EhisOjeks Real tho

@messedui @EhisOjeks Heal?! The world can never heal bro

crazyyy tiktok people really turned up for the boy🔥 his first release

Me wey dey avoid talking stage with everything in me😭

I was down bad. Typhoid and malaria hit me same week. Went to a private hospital — doctor said drugs, drip, and lab tests would cost 27k. My dad sent me 30k that morning. Voice note came with it: “Treat yourself, no stories. That same afternoon, my woman called me crying. Her landlord was sealing her shop that evening if she didn’t drop 25k for rent. She sold thrift clothes online and that small shop was her only base. She said she’d lose everything if he threw her load outside. I stared at the alert. Stared at my body shaking from fever. Stared at the paracetamol I’d been popping. I sent her 27k. Told myself I’m strong, I can hold small fever. Her shop was life or death for her. She screamed “you saved me” on the phone. Posted my picture with “my king” that night.

@Everything4Ewa Oya sorry, nabi! 🫂

Apparently, this was the dress that caused all the drama this morning.

March am march am

once I guide, I go use “same aza abi” finish all my friends weh been dey for me ❤️

As dem ban *303#, I just delete my TikTok asap Cus omo 🤧

Btw, God sees all those sneaky messages

@wayveeofficial @stfukhaleeed @martinnsSzn And what about chief priest?

@stfukhaleeed @martinnsSzn E no pass like that. The only reason why person go vote Tinubu na tribalism

You can't be a good person if you support Tinubu sha. But it's your right, do what you want