morph 🐈

My first ever content hehe please judge but also go check out @tradeonfortuna

Nothing like checking the internet first thing in the morning fires in the oceans, Trump making Pearl Harbor jokes right in front of Japan’s prime minister, Claude + OpenAI gunning for literally every existing job, the internet reminding you you’ll always stay a permanent underclass, TradFi markets smoking crypto, and crypto bros insisting Thailand and Bali are your salvation.

@BreakingFortuna Crazyyyyy

A dating show with contestants… and a prediction market on who gets the girl. 20 year old Arsenii Latskar made $10K in one night. That’s when it clicked.

@holksbeast Saying taliban have good morals is retarded af

@morphPOGdot23 seriously even Talibani leaders of afghanistan have good morals than this clown

Does he not get PR training? Cause WTF MAN

@holksbeast No. They r not

@cobie @coinfessions my founder mode

@coinfessions That’s ok Vitalik we still love you

I work for a decently sized crypto project and have no clue what I'm doing.

Peak father and daughter bonding activity 11% chance Kim Jung Un out as supreme leader of NK Trade here -> @tradeonfortuna

Sad to announce I’m officially part of the permanent underclass.

@paris11xbt This is a steal! You look incredible babe

okkk time to drop the pics studio is called Naive Blue 😂 massive chain in China and people mostly use it for passport / ID photos ~$30 = makeup + hair + shoot meanwhile Canada: - same price without tax - drugstore lighting with absolute no edits BUT here’s the catch for Chinese studio … their photoshop is too good, only problem: default edit = white, rich, beautiful （白富美） I had to literally text the editor “pls don’t make me 3 shades lighter. I am so white and shiny I still want to look like myself ” They were like they were like: “…are you sure?” So do I still look like myself? 😂 1st version edits. & final edits

Now that most turned bearish again, it's time to send it much higher.

The worst trader I know is currently betting on Iran striking Israel… while booking a trip to Tel Aviv in 6 months. Make it make sense

@izebel_eth we literally asked for this 3years ago

24/7 is too much we should go back to what god intended - a single clearing auction under the tree at lunch

@barkery91 omg

me when i find a new low follower egirl

2022: Graduated college 2023: Junior software developer 2025: Vibe Coder 2026: Monitoring the situation in the Situation Room

@tradeonfortuna literally me 😭

@Polymarket Purged is an insane word 😭

JUST IN: “At least a dozen” military officers were missing from China’s legislative meetings, suspected to have been purged by Xi.

@Sokio8D Answer I don’t wanna hear

so how long will hyperliquid be no kyc

Gm my polychuds

@MedusaOnchain They r horny

it's my 3rd day as an asian baddie in god-blessed america and this is the notification i woke up to on hinge 😭