Cobie

@AriesSauly @coinfessions It’s just a joke tweet man I love big Vdog

@cobie @coinfessions He may be the only person who has a clue

I work for a decently sized crypto project and have no clue what I'm doing.

@allenf32 I don’t think anyone actually thought you meant it THAT way fwiw, maybe the chronically annoyed found another reason but yeah pretty obvious what you were saying. Agree the wording was suboptimal though lol

I deleted an inappropriate tweet from yesterday that I basically didn't think through before posting. I won't repeat the context but I reacted to a post implying (yet again) the UK government is hiding evidence of horrific crimes so as not to upset people by alerting them that these crimes exist at all. what I suggested has equally horrific implications that, blinded by anger, I didn't intend and for which I apologize.

@haydenzadams They asked me to be naked in a soapy bath. At least you got clothes

I passed on the whole thing after they initially asked if I would do a photoshoot wearing a bathrobe in a sauna

@BittexXBT Seems like it worked

coinbase actually fixed the issue within <30min after contacting acc manager the @cobie effect? wtf

new week - new CEX bans / blocks

@laurashin @Icebergy Effective altruism looking good here

@cobie @Icebergy Maybe an Effective Altruist?!

not ugly enough

@KysrCrypto @b1rdmania @jormpt @DefiIgnas They asked me and I said no. That’s Danny Ryan

@b1rdmania @jormpt @DefiIgnas @cobie Cobie never agreeing to do this lol

Recognized just 3 out of 7 people from this photo. And I’m terminally online on X

@SplitCapital @solsww Man they asked me to be in this for real and I said no holy fuck can u imagine

@solsww @cobie ?

This has to be the bottom man.

@tristan @toly @ghstxbt This guy still thinks nuclear weapons are real 💀😂🫵

@toly @ghstxbt @cobie tell him

Israel is roughly half the size of New Jersey. Why in the world are they simultaneously at war with Lebanon, Syria, Yemen, and Iran? Meanwhile, the US is providing them with billions in military aid they've spent this year's budget, & already receiving emergency funding.

@ToluRekt @Darrenlautf I use both, one for work. Pro camera is much better. Air is a much better phone outside of camera.

@cobie @Darrenlautf Cobie, you still have the iPhone air? you recommend it? did you move on to an iPhone Pro?

Sell cause it’s ghost month Yah the only ghosts around here are bears

@RaoulGMI @intrepid_p Wrong it’s Scarborough

@intrepid_p Where was this? Stunning. I'd guess Bahamas or French Polynesia

There are moments when I think about all the amazing places I've had the good fortune to visit and feel completely humbled.

@al_f4lc0n @immunefi crazy

I Saved Injective's $500M. They Pay Me $50K. I like hunting bugs on @immunefi . I'm decent at it. - #1 — Attackathon | Stacks - #2 — Attackathon | Stacks II - #1 — Attackathon | XRPL Lending Protocol - 1 Critical and 1 High from bug bounties (not counting this one) Life was good. Then I found a Critical vulnerability in @injective . This vulnerability allowed any user to directly drain any account on the chain. No special permissions needed. Over $500M in on-chain assets were at risk. I reported it through Immunefi. The next day, a mainnet upgrade to fix the bug went to governance vote. The Injective team clearly understood the severity. Then — silence. For 3 months. No follow up. No technical discussion. Nothing. A few days ago, they notified me of their decision: $50K. The maximum payout for a Critical vulnerability in their bug bounty program is $500K. I disputed it. Silence again. No explanation for the reduced payout. No explanation for the 3 month ghost. No conversation at all. To be clear: the $50K has not been paid either. I've seen others share bad experiences with bug bounty payouts recently. I never thought it would happen to me. I can't force them to do the right thing. But I won't let this be forgotten. I will dedicate 10% of all my future bug bounty earnings to making sure this story stays visible — until Injective pays what I deserve. Full Technical Report: github.com/injective-wall…

@blknoiz06 @cigarettesummer Blackpool

@cigarettesummer wheres that

With all due respect why would you go to dubai when you can go here

@based16z Watch thru the lens of this being a satire and they’d still criticise it as unbelievable

One of the more insane clips I’ve ever seen for many reasons

@watchking69 @knveth 0 management fee, 0 carry, 18% “access fee”

@cobie @knveth 0/0 man

Directional 100 milly bet on a 2028 Dem sweep

@sjdedic I would be surprised if this is a KOL campaign. Much more likely that it’s just people trying to post something that gets engagement by copying the other ppl who got engagement. Stripe doing a KOL campaign sounds funny tho

This might be the worst KOL campaign I’ve ever seen. Praising a tool that helps you “find free money” just because you’re too incompetent to keep track of your own finances and don’t even notice when a few thousand dollars go missing. Only crypto people would think this is good marketing lol.

@pplpleasr1 I know u did gran

@cobie i cried multiple times

Should not have gone to see Wuthering Heights with my 96 year old grandma who thought it was a Jane Austen movie

Kurt Cobain introducing Francis Bean to their new kitten, Spina Bifida, 1993