Mr.Obvious

Unreal. #LetEmKnow

@Sportsman842 @gork is this real?

In places you probably can pronounce drinking wine i can’t afford

@beersmiller1738 I know the pitching coach at Cleveland State pretty well. He should have a spot for you.

I am officially entering the transfer portal. 4 pitches out the zone. 1 year of eligibility. 2.7 GPA (Underwater Basket Weaving Major) Fastball: 77-80. Curveball: Changeup: 22 IVB Eephus: 35-42 Stats: 0 IP, 2 BB, 7 H, 3 ER Looking for SEC opportunities only

Yankees fans were yelling slurs at Steven Kwan just a month into his career. They treated Kwan and Mercado so poorly that Myles Straw climbed the fence to get them to stop. Then NY fans threw garbage at all 3 of them. But sure, Tom Hamilton making fun of Jazz’s BA is racist!

@dougdonelly @Sportsman842 @RossThaBoss987 Just waiting for congress to pass it! Heard the flinkster had one in the tank too

@mrobviouslyy @Sportsman842 @RossThaBoss987 Everyday, tall and proud. I think the height actually broke the homeowners rules for flags so I’m expecting a complaint about that soon. Had enough of suburbia, time to see if we can get our 6th years and have one last go around at some shitty MAAC school?

Limoncello spritzmaxxing

@dougdonelly @Sportsman842 @RossThaBoss987 Little guy just finished pre-k and ready to start kindergarten this fall! Still flying the Jolly Roger? In the front yard?

@mrobviouslyy @Sportsman842 @RossThaBoss987 Ahh, Mr Obvious. That’s a name I haven’t heard in a while? How’s the kids? Let’s grab a Coors soon buddy.

@NBA @cavs Only shot the Cavs hit tonight

Halfcourt shot for $10k... GOT IT 🔥 Congrats to this Cavs fan!

CHANGE OF PLANS: CLASSIC EDITION TOMORROW. #LetEmKnow

CAVS ARE ONE WIN AWAY FROM THE ECF 🔥 Harden: 30 PTS, 8 REB, 6 AST Mitchell: 21 PTS, 4 REB, 3 AST Strus: 20 PTS, 6 3PM, 8 REB CLEVELAND TAKES 3-2 LEAD OVER DETROIT.

TAKE THE SERIES LEAD IN DETROIT

Angel Martínez homers twice in the @CleGuardians win!

The @CleGuardians score 6 in the 8th to beat Houston!

CAVS BIG 3 COMBINES FOR 83 PTS 🔥 MITCHELL: 30 PTS HARDEN: 28 PTS MOBLEY: 25 PTS CLEVELAND GOES UP 2-0 ⚔️

@cavs I better see them shirts tonight

Austin Hedges proposed, in full uniform, after today's Guardians game ❤️

@dougdonelly Sorry I don’t speak broke. #youngboyneverbrokeagain

Wouldn’t it be so nice of my friends to pay for my blackjack buy in for my birthday… take a hint im broke. @mrobviouslyy

@dougdonelly @realDonaldTrump @RealCandaceO For real, back in the day we used to just roll the dice and hope we weren’t caught!

@mrobviouslyy @realDonaldTrump @RealCandaceO Great shout. She probably would’ve been a little more efficient. Donnie had to deal with Tiger for a few days.

@mrobviouslyy haven’t seen my buddy from college in a while. Only bee communicating through the wide world of X. How you been killa? #stayhot

@Akir_a997 The same spot I am now, just a little bit older

Where do you see yourself in next 30 minutes be honest ??

@dougdonelly @realDonaldTrump Thank god for that. I personally would’ve called @RealCandaceO

@mrobviouslyy Horseshit. Got my hands on Tut’s tomb after too many shots on the camel. Ended up in a max security holding cell. Glad @realDonaldTrump was able to bring me back.