Doug “Big D” Donnely

The war is over! After 13 years, Jessica and I have agreed to terminate our marriage by settling for divorce today. She looked really nice in her dress at court though, I really hate to say that. Stay safe and sexy babe I’ll see you in the next life.

@mrobviouslyy @Sportsman842 @RossThaBoss987 God I hope so. Rider doesn’t know what’s coming.

@dougdonelly @Sportsman842 @RossThaBoss987 Just waiting for congress to pass it! Heard the flinkster had one in the tank too

Limoncello spritzmaxxing

@mrobviouslyy @Sportsman842 @RossThaBoss987 Everyday, tall and proud. I think the height actually broke the homeowners rules for flags so I’m expecting a complaint about that soon. Had enough of suburbia, time to see if we can get our 6th years and have one last go around at some shitty MAAC school?

@dougdonelly @Sportsman842 @RossThaBoss987 Little guy just finished pre-k and ready to start kindergarten this fall! Still flying the Jolly Roger? In the front yard?

@mrobviouslyy @Sportsman842 @RossThaBoss987 Ahh, Mr Obvious. That’s a name I haven’t heard in a while? How’s the kids? Let’s grab a Coors soon buddy.

@Sportsman842 Very nice Steven. This picture makes me remember the time @RossThaBoss987 @dougdonelly took a trip to Put-in-Bay once we were done with finals. God Bless. Go #vikings

@ChettyArnald Don’t see any ankle cleavage so this is a hard pass from me. Fitfo it’s 2026

Internship day one shoe dox

They covered the trophy like Rai’s irons and brought it out with two gloves on. Should’ve known before the week this guy was a lock and wish I threw $100 on him.

If you don’t caddy in the summer you’re retarded

Fuck all you Reta users. Especially @Clavicular0. Pick up a Ben Frank you herb.

Battling stomach bug but it is one of the last nights of the semester #whatareyoumadeof

Pi Kapp social was a movie bro

Sure is Jimmy. #fuckem

@imwatchingyoued That birdy would be correct. Glad she found you. Let’s have a night! #notadayabove30

@dougdonelly little birdy told me it’s ur bday. Strippers and coke on me all night. Yk where to find me

Popcorn… lung?

Wouldn’t it be so nice of my friends to pay for my blackjack buy in for my birthday… take a hint im broke. @mrobviouslyy

Happy birthday @SexyyRed314_ and Leonardo Da Vinci. @Jeremih queue the song #birthdaysex

@mrobviouslyy @realDonaldTrump @RealCandaceO Great shout. She probably would’ve been a little more efficient. Donnie had to deal with Tiger for a few days.

@dougdonelly @realDonaldTrump Thank god for that. I personally would’ve called @RealCandaceO

@mrobviouslyy haven’t seen my buddy from college in a while. Only bee communicating through the wide world of X. How you been killa? #stayhot

@mrobviouslyy Horseshit. Got my hands on Tut’s tomb after too many shots on the camel. Ended up in a max security holding cell. Glad @realDonaldTrump was able to bring me back.

@dougdonelly Living large Doug. Been playing lots of eye tag just like we used to at the old bars. Still haven’t lost a game… saw you just got back from a vacation to Egypt how was that? #livingontheedge

Planning to drink wine by myself tonight and see how good my neighbor looks through her window. Some call me the American sniper. #4k

Fuck you @Clavicular0

Goats will be goats. Keep it up 🐅. Can’t wait to see that Sunday Red in Augusta in 2027.