Eddie C.

If you're gonna be weird, at least be weird in a way that's different from everyone else. - Yogi Berra, probably

@RedPilled66 @KHOU @GregAbbott_TX He got reelected after the Great Freeze. I'm not optimistic

@KHOU @GregAbbott_TX take note of these comments. Your reelection may depend on it.

We just got an update from CenterPoint on efforts to assess damage so that repairs can begin. They explained why this is going to be a multi-day power outage for most customers. khou.com/article/news/l…

@howardtayler I know there's a trick for crispy hashbrowns where, instead of wringing out the potatoes in a towel or cheesecloth, press them in a ricer. Maybe that would help here, too.

@moniza_hossain @1000buckz @Category_Fury "Excuse me Beyonce, would it be possible to get a ride home from you? I'll let you have the last slice of pizza."

@1000buckz @Category_Fury If it was dinner with Beyoncé I would actually have a hard time deciding

@Eddie_NYC 2 centuries forward, 30 years back.

One second, Q says that the Borg is "not a he, not a she," but moments later, Q says "you're nothing to him." Thought the Borg was not a he or she, Q? What's this "him" nonsense? #AllStarTrek #QWho

Sorry for screaming at the top of my lungs, but WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY JUST GOT EIGHT EMMY NOMINATIONS!!!!

@Eddie_NYC He'd want to be captain, and he'd be terrible at ot.

Why not let Q join the crew? What's the downside? #AllStarTrek #QWho

@daybreaker There's not enough softcore on Max to confuse it for Cinemax.

I cant believe a guy who took over HBO (renowned for being a top streaming service) and then canceled tons of shows, jammed in tons of shitty reality TV, and renamed it MAX when one of their main pay cable competitors is cineMAX, would have bad judgment. No way.

@SilkyJoshiMalik A critical mass of the population taking a personal day.

If Trump gets arrested on Tuesday, like, what’s the process for making it an official national holiday? Asking for about 81 million Americans…

@lukemckinney Musk firing the valets because not everyone is driving a Tesla

@analoguepilot @AstroKatie #firstdraftjefffoxworthy

@AstroKatie If your wheel pan starts looking askew and the electronics on the dash begin acting erratic and your phone gets glitchy when exiting the car you may have a cesium 137 pill lodged in your tyre

☢️ “The capsule is 6mm in diameter and 8mm wide” “stay at least five metres away from it” “Any motorists who have travelled along the Great Northern Highway between Newman and Perth since January 10 should check their tyres, in case the capsule has become lodged in them” 😳🫠

@tmbg @okgo @postcereals "You mean this Spotify playlist isn't about breakfast cereal? How am I to distinguish between music and cold morning soup?" -no one

Our friends @okgo are really being sued by @postcereals for their name, even though they had it long before Post did. Crazy and wrong but true! If you agree, please spread the word. Maybe we can stop this together. #okgo (pardon the repost but forgot a hashtag!) -John F. TMBG

@davidstolarsky @NanoRaptor This is a prime tweet.

@NanoRaptor Huh, you wouldn’t think they’d have 7 segments. Such an odd number.

@innergothic @AdamCSharp That sounds like a Molly Ivins-ism, which is about the highest praise I can give.

There’s a trend in Spanish slang of describing someone with an overly high opinion of themselves as a powerful fictional character, but of a tiny territory. Examples are ‘Yeti of the fridge freezer,’ ‘Aquaman of the toilet bowl,’ and ‘Tarzan of the flowerpot.’ Anybody got more?

@AdamCSharp My dad used to say that people like this were “all wardrobe and no Narnia”.

@Espo408 @maxdubler I don't think "cool in spite of" counts.

@maxdubler pretty sure you're just fishing for a bunch of army dudes to post pics of themselves with their gear on

All of the countries that have been invaded by Britain

BENOIT BLANC AS DOGS a Knives Out Thread Benoit Blanc as a Golden Retriever

@Lrobinett @scalzi I don't think they're talking about the books, it's about the online presence/persona. They're still ridiculous, of course.

@scalzi I have never found your works to be annoying. Sure I have enjoyed some novels better than others but not annoying.