Not a Chicken. Just Don't Like Donalds

@KChenoweth Now I die happy. I have adored you since I heard “The Girl in 14G”. Thank you.

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@NadyaKGB Thank you!!

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@WayneBrady @Mangum1 Monomania

Hey y’all! Haven’t posted here in ages! I’m starting an improv comedy podcast w @Mangum1 where we use “What Ifs”. Give us your What If prompts to use as jumping off points.

@JonathanLittle But I mitigate it by getting up, walking, stretching and doing yoga. And keeping the massage peeps in business!

@JonathanLittle I want to say 9.8 but really, I am in the 8s with room for growth. I am great at tourneys and close those down but cash is weak. I understand concept but need more bank to get the action and execution at a higher level. Also, I am disabled so there is that. I can’t always sit

On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate yourself as a poker player? 1 being terrible, and 10 being world-class.

@NadyaKGB @DannySepiol @WynnPoker Maybe you all can help me find my passport?! pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r… #goldenpassport

It feels awful to get a hat instead of a tourney you really want to play….So… Reigning WPT World Champion Daniel @DannySepiol Sepiol and myself are giving away TWO $10K seats to women to WPT Championship @WynnPoker! Huge thanks to Daniel🙏 Stay tuned for details/eligibility

@NadyaKGB @TheHendonMob @DannySepiol @NadyaKGB and @DannySepiol please help me find my passport (third time is charm)! Hello I hope you can help me find my passport! (Willing to do this for Vegas!) tinyurl.com/h6ppu9e4 for my Hendon Mob thank you for watching! #WPT #WPTGoldenpassport #goldenpassport

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Eligibility/Details Good luck🔥🔥🔥

Dear @Shopify I need some assistance and it's not coming in the form of your automated system. I've been in the queue for your actual assistants all day but no one has actually picked up. Help?! Lowly wannabe shop keep.

@GuntherEagleman @megynkelly Yet you're the one on Twitter, defending Trump. Not Cranston.

@megynkelly Bryon Cranston has TDS, stage 4.

Bryan Cranston ended his lifelong friendship with someone very close to him bc the friend is a Republican/Trump supporter. I know the friend well. Only the most rabid deranged person would do this. Remember that when you see him starring in smthg. If you vote Trump, he can’t stand you.

Wait, @JDVance can law enforcement NOT arrest bad guys now?! I thought that was part of their job description. #VicePresidentialDebate

How many school shooters were immigrants @JDVance? I don't think that's the issue. #VicePresidentialDebate

@MeghanMcCain You and I keep watching different debates. #VicePresidentialDebate

Vance is absolutely sweeping the floor. It’s like the end of a Mortal Kombat game and this debate just started. (Fyi - I am not a fan of Vance)

I don't think that @JDVance understands that he needs to be a human being on the television. They forgot that module in the debate training #VicePresidentialDebate

I wonder if @JDVance suit is #MadeinAmerica? His Shoes? His Underwear? His socks?

You got to love when you’re the one that helps name @maddow “America’s Hall Pass” with @sherrieshepherd and @Andy on @BravoWWHL this past Sunday! (Now you know my secret identity)

I forgot I had this app but thanks my love of dogs, cats and country, I am back baby! #PresidentialDebateWatchParty #PresidentialDebate

Trump lost the dog people too! #PresidentialDebate

Trump's latest cookbook 'How to cook in Springfield' #PresidentialDebate #PresidentialDebate2024

Dear @Dyson why did my air wrap die three months after it came out of warranty?! I have ALL of your hair products and I have never been disappointed like this.