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@JusCallMeWill @Joe__Bassey bro that shit slaps I am from the said tribe badass bros

@Joe__Bassey Lmao our ancestors used to drink booze okar hubbly? Damn. Africans are from another dimension.

Our Ancestors conducted brain surgeries since over thousands of years ago done mostly by a Herbalist which the Europeans called Witch doctors cause they never understood the science of using herbs. The patient was given lots of alcohol, then pinned down by people and the herbalist will split their skull and remove the tumor from the brain. Then cover the gape with herbs and bind the skull together with ropes made from palm fronds. Patient heals over some weeks. #Africa

@Elvis_Localman hook ya left ni lethal hainanga resurrection

Ladies, Ayatollah always keep photo receipts just in case you refuse supplying him the straight of hormuz, then uses them to smear you ata saa mnapiga tu picha innocently.

Kenyan skater Kevin won gold for the country in Benin, but I’m convinced the Cabinet Secretary for Sports / Ministry wasn’t even aware of it. The guy had to pay for his own ticket privately, while the cabinet secretaries are busy campaigning for Ruto.

@Erickyricky @DolphineAchie12 unadhani wewe na mamako ndo mtamrudisha😂😂

@DolphineAchie12 Small crowd even can't get a MCA elected come 2027 you will hate yourself and regret for your wasted energy shouting one term

We said Wantam is a Tsunami that will sweep all.

@DrJuma_M hyo ya pili ata ruto anashtuka

Between these Two Pics,Which One Should I be Using When Updating on Jirongos Torch?

My boomer grandfather sold land and left Embu for a remote Kirinyaga town called Wang’uru. There, he blew two million with two old concubines he’d met back in the 70s. Turns out he’d been fantasizing about them for 30 years after a Muthunguci party hosted by Kamaru at a River Road bar. The man never owned a cellphone in his life. To this day, nobody knows how he tracked them down.

A Couple Taking A Selfie Captured The Moment A Pastor Slapped A Congregant Who Was Attempting To Leave The Church After Taking Tea

@NatureChapter king cobra

@erastusboi thats not a buffalo but a wildbeast

A Single lion can’t defeat this buffalo 🦬

Ukienda kutembelea josh

@mbiti_mwondi maliza hyo nyang'au

Ndugu yangu who told you nataka kuchanuka hizi advise za ufala pelekea your nyanye. Umbwa sanaa! Go fuck yourself!!

@Rogers_Otii kelele

Describe Mbavu destroyer using one word

@AokoOtieno_ design msjembe anarudisha mbavu kwa mamake

Majembe is killing wuod Migori, aka Destroyer yawa... How do call yourself Destroyer na ngumi mbili, uko comatose? 5k yangu mtu atakula tu hivo jameni? In fact betting is even a sin in Islam. Never again Let me just stick to Tea and Politics and Man U And UFC. Magi wuot?

@Wallstreetmill @Onorpik we ni wale wasee wa dj afro

@Onorpik You will be picked in your Pipeline hideout like a filthy mosquito. Even the Chie of Defence forces won't save you. Endelea na kimbelembele. America is not Kenya

BREAKING: ⚡⚡⚡ DONALD TRUMP IN DEATHBED

@affiliage_ltd mungu baba kama hii ata kesho

2019 Toyota Mark X 3.5 GRMN 350 Units Limited KES. 7.65M TOTAL LANDING COST MOMBASA (incl taxes & reg) Comes with: •GR-specific tuning •HKS quad exhaust system •2 Smart keys 3.5l V6 naturally aspirated petrol, Odo 8,500KMs, RWD, 6-speed MT, GR tuned suspension, Torsen LSD

@kamauwaruhiu mzae pia we unataka pesa 😂 nlidhani we sahii ni kingdom seeker

Siku nta pata pesa nta shona mifuko Hadi kwa towel ili ata nikiwa kwa bafu nikue na at least 10k .

@IanECox olympus going down

The downed F-15 pilots will be depending on this weapon to keep the hordes at bay while they wait for the CSAR teams to find them. The GAU-5A Aircrew Self Defense Weapon (ASDW) is a compact, takedown 5.56mm rifle designed for US Air Force pilots to use for survival and defense if shot down. Developed by the USAF Gunsmith Shop, it fits into ACES II ejection seats, allowing for 30-second assembly without tools to engage targets up to 200 meters.

@eddiebutita go to hell

Earlier this week, I was in a meeting that was honestly very sad. Over 30 artists do not own their music yes most of the hits you know, their names, or even the rights to their images and this is in perpetuity. This has had serious consequences: many music groups have stopped releasing songs because anything they create does not belong to them, and they cannot secure endorsements since they don’t own their image rights. When they tried to exit, some of them were sued in California and are now required to pay the label $1 million. We are witnessing one of the most significant IP cases of our time. I am confident they will eventually get out of it. We sit in these meetings not as politicians, but as citizens advocating for policies that shape how our industry operates, grows, and sustains livelihoods.

@Misspreety17 unakaaa python imemeza mbuzi

Mumenizoea nyinyi makuma,nkt

@cbs_ke bro wa blue anadai kukula majembe amembao siet

Drama at the weigh off between Majembe and Mbavu Destroyer