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I think comedy competitions would be more interesting if whoever came in LAST place had to quit.
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Mike Bobbitt
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Mike Bobbitt
@offthemike
I'm just a guy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to never make me watch Notting Hill again.
شامل ہوئے Kasım 2010
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I've left most social media platforms and joined my own antisocial media. It's me not answering the door, but watching you through my @ring doorbell.
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Here’s my seemingly innocuous tweet that can one day come back and haunt me.
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If you'd like to become a patron to @truheroism I would greatly appreciate it. I'm incredibly proud of this silly podcast. patreon.com/TheFourthNipple
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Happy birthday from Detroit @tttime2517 - I used to be marginally famous. This should make you particularly happy.
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My poor old grandma faced every day saying “I’m too blessed to be stressed”
She was depressed and dyslexic
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@MommysOnValium Lots of big names already listed, but I urge you to seek out @newyorkjeffrey and @SGRager - two of my absolute favorites who should be much bigger.
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This week's episode was a really fun one that @offthemike and I got to record with @janetvarney from the @jvclubpodcast and @VTTSofficial podcast. Check it out!
T.R.U.T.H.@truheroism
This week Dr. Sara Connolly (@janetvarney ) joins the show to evaluate if Dickie is ready to leave decontamination and leave Thomas's bunker he's chosen to live in on his own volition. link.chtbl.com/Rainbow #podcast #comedy #rainbows #decontamination
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I can’t wait for the next season of @VTTSofficial either. In the meantime @janetvarney is on @truheroism today!!! player.captivate.fm/9b2f8aae-d961-…
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.@offthemike and I got to record this very moist episode with @david_she_roth . Check it out.
T.R.U.T.H.@truheroism
This week's episode features Hero Karen Kozlowski as she gives a voice to those who are aesthetically opposed to masks. This was a very creamy episode. -> link.chtbl.com/Karen #podcast #comedy
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Oh! A toothbrush is technically a teethbrush! I’m going to free up so much counter space and outlets keeping all these @PhilipsSonicare brushes charged!
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Go fuck yourself. This is why no one likes you Wes!
Wesley Ward🗑️Ⓜ️@WesWardComedy
@offthemike Pretty good it sounds like
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Too rich or too poor she’s wanting me less Imbwanting her more....
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How am I doing?
The Seven Mary Three song “Cumbersome” is stuck in my head.
How the fuck do you think I’m doing?!?
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We shouldn’t kink shame Jerry Falwell Jr., but he should cum clean.
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Yeah! Look at those liberal cucks with their *checks notes* basic humanity and compassion.
Media Matters@mmfa
Rush Limbaugh: “We’re supposed to feel sorry for Biden” because his wife and children died mediamatters.org/rush-limbaugh/…
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