retail confessions

a haiku about work: i may have arrived that does not mean i am here i want to go home #retail #work #poetry #haiku

why do we have to work to pay money on a planet that we were born on??? #earth

FUCK THESE OPEN STORES FUCK YOU!!! #retail #hell

a haiku about work: i may have arrived that does not mean i am here i want to go home #retail #work #poetry #haiku

im very proud to say i quit my #retail job last week. it was one of the most liberating feelings of my young adult life. 10/10 would recommend

wtf am i supposed to do when my roommates is not taking any health/cleanliness seriously?

@MusingsInRetail typical day in our business 😂😂 but stay sane! im here for u

My boss is giving me really bad anxiety rn. 😦

in these times of uncertainty, please ask yourself.... do you really need that top? #imtalkingtoyoukaren #retail #coronavirus #mall

SHOP ONLINE SHOP ONLINE SHOP ONLINE SHOP ONLINE SHOP ONLINE SHOP ONLINE SHOP ONLINE

retails gettin in the worst.

@iamcardib hey cardi, you should open a clothing line that sells cardigans!!! CARDIgans. #retail #ideas #wordplay #bars?

im very very verrryyyyyy tempted to open up my own retail store just so i can refuse service to everybody #retail #dearcustomer #idiots

most customers only exist to create more work for employees. be wary, these customers are not actual human beings #retail #staywoke #dearcustomer

im tired of hearing the same music everywhere i go #retail #retailconfessions #work #atleastplaygoodmusic

@ShopMainPlace turn ur AC on its fuckin hot in here

me every shift #dearcustomer #work #retail

#dearcustomer, if you are nice to me, i am nice to you. #simple #retail #commondecency

#dearcustomer just because am smiling do not mean am having good time

@MickeyDs_and_Me but then, what will happen to this account 😩

Oh shit your girl just got called for an interview on Monday. Please let it go well, I need to get out of here and this job would actually be related to my major 🤞

@MusingsInRetail literally doing stocktake rn 😩

It's inventory time, & home office is trying to do it with as minimal staff as possible. I'm pretty sure the person(s) who have made that call have never seen an inventory done before.

@MickeyDs_and_Me if i come through, can i get all them burgers? 😂

Would wait & make sure the cashier completes the transaction, wait for their recept & then your ok to leave. #stupidcustomers

A #dearcustomer in drive thru ordered, pulled up to the window, shoved a bunch of coupons into my hand, shouted “thanks” & immediately pulled up to the next window...all before I had a chance a chance to say a word I was briefly confused, flipped thru the coupons they were all