Pam Phetamine

@TampaTomThomp @ethelhemsworth Thomas Phetamine. Everyone knows you always pick the cooler last name

@ethelhemsworth Pam Thompson @pampheta

Do boys imagine what their last name sound like w a girls first name they have a crush on

@ethelhemsworth I get bored and write that shit in cursive all over a piece of paper like I’m 6

@stuernbecker Michael, we have incredibly different music taste. But perhaps I will give it a listen. Maybe not since I am also an Apple Music user

@pampheta open.spotify.com/playlist/1Cb2C… Lowkey a dox but worth it for fellow #sadboys

Does anyone else purposely listen to sad music to make themselves sad and make sure u still have emotions lmk

@Shaynagillis I think about this all the time. Like how do they shit

If I was on love island I’d get sent home for crop dusting

@mahatmaganl1tg @twobeerschad Yeah shrink ts

@twobeerschad @pampheta free reign to hate on the husbands June ‘26 burner or no?

Wife was hangry so I took her to Mickey D’s do you think she’ll let me give her my D later

God get a fucking life Pam

@stuernbecker Gimme gimme

@pampheta 100%. Have plenty of recommendations if needed

@FtrainFreddy @SperrysandNikes

@SperrysandNikes @pampheta Sigh Send me ur number so I can Zelle

HAHAH 67 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

@notbermie @TimFuggerESPN @mahatmaganl1tg Not even trying to fry him it’s just a big pet peeve of mine 🤷‍♀️

@pampheta @TimFuggerESPN @mahatmaganl1tg Fry him

No mom I don’t want leftover chicken tiki masala for dinner.

@TimFuggerESPN @mahatmaganl1tg If ur gonna be mean can u at least use correct grammar and put the apostrophe on the right side. It’s ‘24. Same for ur bio. Should say ‘02

@mahatmaganl1tg @pampheta lost my old one from 24’ so had to make a new account

@KyleTrask69 Oh.

@pampheta You look like Maddie Kowalski

@KAkilla69 Smart

@pampheta Do it but get a legal contract typed up to where he has to divorce you within a week of obtaining his papers

One of my Mexican coworkers offered me $20k cash to marry him so he can get his papers #whatdatmean

@supremeleadaa @sweettitscpa 😬

PHI TAU TIL I DIE. #ripauburnphitau

When I’m rich I’m gonna sponsor those little orphans overseas that need to eat for like 10 cents a day or whatever

@uwishitwasbbl Same shrink them unless it’s like a fun color ur cool ig but prob gay

i hate people who drive ford explorers why are you larping as a cop?