jane doe

@TLBTommy Apparently I’m not a real one

@peripheraljane Real ones know this song is about WA state

Chills bro chills

@RichardCranny69 that's how you know it's not my bra 😓

@peripheraljane CANNONS!

Wow WHY IS EVERYONE LOSING THEIR UNDERGARMENTS IN THE GYM LOT?!

@KyleTwoTap Yeah pretty much

@peripheraljane So us guys just have to wing it?

I won't elaborate on this but the fitting rooms at target are a girls only space

@RichardCranny69 Let's fucking GOOOO

LETS GO BABY!! FUCK EM!

Deciding to dox myself

@KyleTwoTap Got that part too

@peripheraljane I am also nuts

I wish I could sleep like a normal person and not an adhd insomniac. Either I dry jerk it and fall asleep with the post nut clarity or I ram my head into the wall and hopefully knock myself unconscious. Decisions, decisions.

@KyleTwoTap I can tell

@peripheraljane I am bad at sleeping

@EarnhardtSnail 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼!!!!!!

@peripheraljane DMs open babe

this is deplorable who lost their undies in the gym parking lot 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

@wtvrem13 I know this exact feeling

one of my coworkers brought his 3 month old to happy hour. GIVE ME ONE NOW!!!!!!

@iheartcamward @msuintelligence I felt like it tasted like lean ngl

@msuintelligence IS THE ALANI GOOD I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO FIND IT

New Alani flavor. Barbell. Peter Millar on. Happy hour on the clock

@bensongumballll Astute observation

@peripheraljane They look very red

WOW how awesome do these strawberries look

@RichardCranny69 Sure I’ll save one just for you

@peripheraljane Can Richie have one?

I've put a lot of produce in the feed today so I’m done now

@EarnhardtSnail That would kind of be a dox but it's NOT planet fitness even though this is planet fitness behavior 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

@peripheraljane What gym

@litebeerasschug An old lady turned them in at lost and found

@peripheraleyes please return those to me