prodigrrl

existence of "sugar daddy" implies, the existence of "umami mommy

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I was definitely born in the right era I love consuming microplastics

Me, unfortunately

Hot today

When i was little I was scared of the shower. I thought the water would be like knives that stab you. I took baths for longer than optimal. One day my mom was mad at me so she made me go in the shower I realized the showerhead was not a death sentence! My hope, as more and more people are exposed to homelessness (the ruling class making good on their promises) they see being outside is not a death sentence. I mean, it is NOW. Especially (!) but not only if you're homeless—public shootings, ICE all over the place, nowhere to go for free... But that's America. Not the outside. I hope we all realize what's been stolen from us.

Where's real earth?

I told that recruiter at Disney I'm not interested in a role because I don't fw Epstein 😤

@cavempty_ Right when youre leaving ... i know THAT manipulation technique

boss said something so touching when i announced my resignation i genuinely almost thought of him as human

If you ask me we should take all the sea mammals, put them in a big boat, send it across the ocean and sink it halfway.

@allgarbled I propose calling it an "ear"

I don’t know what you call them, but these little side tabs are like the emdash of vibe coded UIs

When im anxious to smoke, finally get to roll up and then the weed enhances the anxiety 🫠

Lots of people took a long nap yesterday, which I attribute to software upgrades in human dna. Like not just a normal one, a major version

After you get to know a cat, you understand why their heads are small

How it really be

@hot_pockette Somethings off...

'The Simpsons' fan art

found a cool word

"personality disorder" is such a wild way to say "this child was not safe"

Eat or skip?