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@TsuyotsuyoNeko The inclusion of the literalization of sute-ki niku "steak meat" is great here.

アメリカ人にステーキに合うステーキソースを教えてくれっち言うたら「上等なステーキ肉/焼き方にはソースは不要」って銃口を突き付けられた。

@AgingAnarchist You think they're mad about pineapple wait until you tell them about octopus.

アメリカ人はピザにパイナップル乗っけても怒らないから安心して食べ物の話ができる

@g_a_man2 @armchairactual How would you describe natto compared to miso flavor?

@armchairactual 納豆も醤油も味噌も全部大豆の発酵食品ですね！納豆はかなり癖が強いから全ての人にオススメはできないけど、醤油や味噌を使った料理は日本ではとても一般的です。

これが普段の朝食です。日本人は朝ごはんに大豆と米を山ほど食います

@sweden_justice @Retae_Dog When the Claw's the Law.

@prplsprls @Retae_Dog Frightening revelations do happen.

アメリカのBBQ兄さん達に聞いてみたいことがある。 僕がBBQに招待されたとする。 その時、僕が手土産の他に、醤油とわさび、そして日本のお米と炊飯器を持参して真っ白な白米を炊き始めたらあまりよい印象は与えないのかな？ 実は日本の食事ってベースのお米を何で食べるかで組み上がるものなんだ。

@MilligramsTv @stxrinsky Squid lives matter.

@stxrinsky Bro got a tentacle burger 🤮

@capeandcowell Freedom approved.

こんにちは日本の皆さん。これがアメリカの一般的な朝食です。

@Beginning_BKN @MoNoCRoA As an American that's poor at Japanese the katakana "ファッキンチキン" is hilarious. I was sure the translation wasn't quite getting it but nope. So what's "fucking chicken" ???

@MoNoCRoA あれはファッキンチキンだから冷める前に食べなくてはならない。日本書紀にもそう書いてある。問題はビーフだ。

BBQで米を食べないのは異文化として理解出来るが、パンを食べてるもんだと思ってた。あのデカイ肉をただ食うの？？？野菜も穀物も無しで？？？？

@Beginning_BKN If I'm grilling I'll also do sweet macaroni salad with lots of extra goodies like artichoke hearts and celery bits and diced sundried tomatoes.

@sweden_justice @Retae_Dog You didn't know the neighbor's wife could move like that until she got on the picnic table and showed you her Whitesnake.

@prplsprls @Retae_Dog Translation: bring white claw and pecan pies.

@HatDinner @Beginning_BKN That's some real Southern shit right there.

@Beginning_BKN No we have huge amounts of sides with bbq, some even include a dish called dirty rice.

@WhaHaHappenWuz @Retae_Dog This dude 'cues.

@prplsprls @Retae_Dog Or an apple pie with homemade, fresh-churned ice cream

@HMardenborough @Retae_Dog Check out my self reply, it explains better!

@prplsprls @Retae_Dog And maybe now rice?

@Retae_Dog And I just realized I spelled it "deserts" not "desserts" so the translation is probably confused. White rice would be acceptable but a premade container would be more manageable. Large barbeques tend to have a more self service or pot luck feel.

@Retae_Dog Typically if you're invited to an American barbeque you're expected to bring either: 1) a sharable quantity of alcohol, 12 packs of beer or seltzer, a fifth, or mixers/chasers like soft drinks. 2) side dishes such as potato salad, macaroni salad, beans, chips, dips, or deserts.

@cowincrisis Low.

if you woke up one day and you were a cow what’s the first thing you’d do

@mellifera_x3 Shit show: a dramatic disaster Hard-on: an erection, also a term for someone who's extremely micromanaging

my japanese coworker just asked me for "new daily english vocab" i'm thinking of teaching her the word rawdog, is there any other suggestions?

@kownowilna @GrimnirsThegn @Maelzel_opening Shh don't tell them about Montana.

@GrimnirsThegn @Maelzel_opening everyones high as fuck driving around with kids in the car at 90mph

カジュアルにマリファナ出てくるあたりにアメリカを感じる

@Hobopoyo Is ussee just a shortening of urusai?

what does うっせえ mean 👀 a. quiet 🤫 b. shut up 😤 c. hurry up 🏃‍♂️ d. i’m tired 😴

@TheOXGod Yummy delicious aluminum lake dyes.

30 years ago today, SqueezeIt would introduce their new “Color Changing Squeezit” 📺 (1996)

@WolfofX Most Americans would respond with "ahhh hunk of shit!"