Simon.Mount

Man of the people.

Katharine Birbalsingh says we need to ban social media and mobile phones and gaming for children under 16 #BBCQT

@HLTCO I wanted Spurs to sign him a coupe of years ago, he's an awesome talent.

As I said earlier following the Diomande news, this immediately felt like it was on the cards. I still feel that Guehi is massively underrated by a large chunk of neutrals. He’s such a good reader of the game, a natural leader, incredibly strong. He will leave as a legend.

happy to sign my first professional contract @SpursOfficial 🤍

@TribesBritannia @BBCNews No you didn't

Six ways to keep your home and yourself cool in hot weather bbc.in/4kLstXn

@GoriliusMaximus @NS_1872 @HLTCO I don't think that's correct, tbh.

@pseuderman @NS_1872 @HLTCO People make a better atmosphere standing than sitting let’s be honest now.

What’s one small rule that you would change in football if you had the power to do so? Mine would be scrapping the rule that sees players booked for jumping into the crowd to celebrate scoring a goal with their own supporters.

Met Office: UK temperatures of 45C+ now possible in today’s climate, while heatwaves could go on for over a month. We are not ready for what's coming, or taking fast enough action to prevent even worse. Government's 1st duty is to protect citizens. theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/j…

@fesshole Life won't get better for you.

Getting off the school bus with a friend when I saw she'd left her flute. I let her get off, and as the bus pulled away I said 'where's your flute?' I watched her run after the bus but it didn't stop, she then got a bollocking off her parents and they had to go to the bus depot

@HLTCO When a player gets a straight red - the opposing manager gets to decide which player has to leave the field

@GoriliusMaximus @NS_1872 @HLTCO You don't need to stand to make an atmosphere

@NS_1872 @HLTCO Atmosphere over your view mate I’m small but that’s the legs we were dealt I’m afraid.

@HLTCO Ref waiting until the 89th minute to book a keeper for timewasting when it started in the first 10 minutes of the game. Pointless.

amazing apology from the Torygraph about their made up story 🫠 I thought it was an amusing tale so that’s a shame

HS2, a train that travels only 120 miles on Earth, was more expensive than the International Space Station which took 10 years and 15 countries to build. In Space.

@Twosmellydogs @anon_opin You piss in the sink? Dirty

@anon_opin Well if you want to watch me piss that's fine but a bit weird my friend.

Wash basins in pubs should be on full view outside the toilet doors.

Getting ready to go reply “warra trophy” to any Arsenal account that mentions Spurs this season

@Thornbush42 @anon_opin Ask your mom

@anon_opin Tf is a microplane

I'd love to be able to go out for a sit down lunch but don't have the cash. Instead, I microplane 2 cloves of garlic on to the filling from my £3 meal deal sandwiches. This is an inexpensive game changer more people should copy.

An exceptional conversation with Prime Minister Keir Starmer! India and UK ties are getting stronger, reflecting in the ground we’ve covered in areas like trade and commerce. We will keep working together to add even more momentum to this wonderful friendship. @Keir_Starmer

@fesshole Neighbour

As a teen discovered I could watch the female neighbour getting dry through kitchen window. Thought I was very sneaky until the day my dad asked if I was enjoying the view. Mortified. Occurs to me now he was also watching.

@FPLGrinch More

Must be amazing for her in the bedroom seeing as he always comes 2nd