Patrick Swayne

Wildly hungover eating crisps and guac watching Romeo+Juliet while I have a gammon roast being cooked for me… not a bad Sunday all things considered. Wedding went OFF

Not sure how I’m in my 40s and still believe the lies I tell myself “I’ll only go out for two or three, just a casual one” 🤥

Got a wedding today meanwhile I got home at 4am, this may be a struggle

@zealouszakhar He kissed boys already, Sex Lives Of College Girls get to know! He was a bi baddy

KISS A BOY ALREADY

Wtf is a reporter-free newsroom like how does that even work

Everyone and their mother at the tip with their giant bags of green waste, UKs had 2 days of beaut weather and everybody’s getting their gardens in shape pronto for weekend BBQs

WE ARE TAYLOR FRANKIE PAULLL, WE CARRY THE ROSE 🌹

Honestly great friend move by these two to help spread the drama out

two things very much exist in this story. taylor is abusive here and need helps and dakota is also abusive, has been abusive and 100% released this video to take the bachelorette away from her.

Oscar winning writing btw

@thepeacepoet99 You are a garbage human and I wish you’d shut the fuck up

Teen girls (like the one I was) who think they’re transgender 🏳️‍⚧️, are being told it’s safe and reversible to bind their breasts. But here’s what girls like me were NEVER told: That not only will long-term binding destroy our healthy breasts, but potentially our skin, lungs, nerves, necks, and spines as well. That this damage only gets more painful with time, not less. That we will live with lasting pain and disfigurement to our chests sustained because of breast binding, whether we continue onto mastectomy or whether we do not. That mastectomy will not ‘erase’ or undo the harms of binding. Those who argue that “gender affirming” breast binding is “just social transition” akin to a change of clothes are either simply ignorant or they are simply LIARS. I am done mincing words here. I no longer care whether the people who peddle these dangerous ideas via bad arguments call themselves trans activists, gender critical activists or detransition activists. An identity label or activist label of any kind does not entitle one to blatantly mislead the public about the most common source of transition-related injuries that young women experience. Breast/chest binders are medical devices with approved clinical uses in post-surgical recovery for very short periods of time under strict medical supervision to monitor harms. There is no legitimate medical reason for a healthy girl or woman to be compressing her entire upper body (especially during development) for 8-12 hour days, stretching into months and then into years at a time. It will neither make her happier, nor healthier, nor more functional. It will only damage her body, cause her a potential lifetime of devastating pain and make her desperately want her now irreparably damaged breasts, removed. How do I know? Because I was one of those young women who was lied to. Because my whole generation was lied to. And because so many people, both trans activists and gender critical activists continue to equivocate about “safe” ways to bind your breasts without so much as study showing it can be done safely. Thank you to the team at @genspect including the spirited, determined and energetic @stellaomalley3 for giving me a platform to raise awareness about the cause of (by far) the most common but least discussed sources of transition injuries faced by young women, and of course, for allowing me to share my thoughts on gender identity ideation, desistance, detransition and to say a few words on how these themes overlap with autism.

Stellan not winning was lowkey elder abuse

Wagner Moura x 98th #Oscars

And also so embarrassing that after seeing those two performances, they’re going to reward the fucking KPop Demon Hunters over that legendary Sinners piece

It is still so funny (tragic) that the Oscars couldn’t even pretend Best Song was more than a two-horse race this year

@TomZohar I literally screamed out “Gays!” And pointed at the screen like that fucking Leo meme

Cute gay film editor kissing his hot husband on my tv screen while receiving an Oscar yessss yessss

Why does this President’s speech have the cadence of an American bridesmaids wedding speech #Oscars

Positively surprised that Mr Nobody Against Putin won, I thought Perfect Neighbor had it locked up!

When me and my friends find E.T.

I have made a huge mistake… two friends have joined me for the Oscar’s tonight who aren’t big movie fans and are now talking through the whole thing and have asked me to turn it down…