*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social*

I'm, "all this used to be woods" years old.

Fake internet activist be killing me 😂 be so passionate online but in real life don’t go to no protest, don’t donate, don’t advocate, don’t don’t vote, don’t go out in the field. Just sit behind a keyboard bitter.

It's funny how in the 90s white collar crime was super complex and deep. Enron, Bernie Madoff defrauding people with complex webs of lies for decades, etc. In our era it's just people committing crimes and being like lol what are you gonna do arrest me

The problem with extremely online leftists is that they don’t realize that likability and community is part of winning ppl over and not just spamming bastardized AAVE internet slang in Hasan Piker’s chat.

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

I’ve been on here since January 2009.

I think about this frequently

@George_Daisy31 @SeanTrende Considering how 9/11 was committed by passengers on the plane, I don’t see how limiting who is at the gate prevents anything.

@SeanTrende Im happy not just anybody can walk up to gates. I feel a sense of security knowing one past TSA everyone is a ticketed passenger. (Obviously, parents should accompany minors)

Dropped my son off for an unaccompanied minor flight and they give you a gate pass so parents can take them to the gate. You have to sit and wait until the plane takes off. Nostalgic, because this is how it always was for flights until 9/11. You always sat and saw family off.

Tiger Woods on his way to the pharmacy….

CRAZY thrift pull

A massive 12-ton shipment of Nestle's crunch KitKat bars was stolen in a chocolaty heist that risks causing a shortage in stores right before Easter. cbsn.ws/40Z0ADi

this passage about progressive author lindy west is the funniest sequence I have ever encountered in the WSJ

Me doing anything other than the thing that i need to do

stringer bell:

before jumping into someone’s mess to save them, make sure you’re not interrupting a lesson they need to learn.

I can't call someone stupid at work, so I say "walk me through your thought process".

OH GIVE HER AN OSCAR LMAOOO😭😭😭