RMA

@nonstabIe never I fucking love work

If I offered you a job for $4,000 a month would you quit your 9-5?

this is 1:1 correlation @Ravens have some explaining to do they need to be punished for this

@AdamSchefter putting eli at the top is insulting to good football players

Twenty-five modern-era players were named today as semifinalists for the Pro Football Hall of Fame Class of 2025. Four to eight will be selected from this list: 🏈QB Eli Manning 🏈LB Luke Kuechly 🏈WR Steve Smith Sr. 🏈S Earl Thomas 🏈K Adam Vinatieri 🏈DE Jared Allen 🏈LB Terrell Suggs 🏈TE Antonio Gates 🏈G/T Marshal Yanda 🏈LB James Harrison 🏈DT Vince Wilfork 🏈OT Willie Anderson 🏈WR Torry Holt 🏈WR Anquan Boldin 🏈WR Reggie Wayne 🏈G Jahri Evans 🏈S Rodney Harrison 🏈CB Eric Allen 🏈DE Robert Mathis 🏈RB Fred Taylor 🏈WR Hines Ward 🏈RB Ricky Watters 🏈OT Richmond Webb 🏈G Steve Wisniewski 🏈S Darren Woodson

@Variety Nice of HBO to allow her to have personal beliefs that are shared by most people.

@menektoni @zebulgar also bro - you can walk at 11pm in NY and SF safely also if you want to feel extra safe you can legally conceal carry a proper weapon (with proper license and training of course) something you def can’t do in the EU

@zebulgar Dude, you angry?

hard to take any country seriously that can't even figure out how to individually control the temperature of every room in a building let alone a full continent that can't seem to figure it out

@Camp4 bro I know about a dozen people who have rebranded more than a dozen public companies 😂😂

As the only CMO to rebrand 3 public companies, I consider myself somewhat of an expert on the subject. This is the Zoolander of rebrands—it reads like a parody. That it's not makes it beyond cringeworthy. The tagline is "copy nothing" but somehow it already feels tired and outdated... based on a cultural point-in-time that has passed. You want to be avant-garde? I’m here for it! Try this: Create the modern version of this car. Make it over-the-top retro-futuristic. Take a picture of it. There’s your ad. P.S. @jaguar, HMU.

if you message me on whatsapp - I most likely won’t answer

Boston sports right now

@levie @jaltma THIS

@jaltma It’s wild that probably 65-75% of the country could agree on most important things and we just can’t pull it off because of the edges.

I cannot make sense of any political party right now and I have no idea what I am. Anyone else?

@AustinTByrd they really said here's bunch of features that in 2023 your toaster also has but rebranded in a ui that doesn't pass a single accesibility test in daytime

@durreadan01 people who have ringer on — on any device — shouldn’t be allowed to use technology

Do you keep your smartwatch on silent or on ringer? 🤔

@mwseibel @copilotmoney

What is the best Mint alternative?

@Dropbox has some of the most predatory refund policies cancel a full year subscription one day after renewal? zero refund. I even offered the support chat to take 50% off and get a partial refund. nope. told me to try an AMEX dispute are you that desperate for cash?

@theapplehub yes

Are you planning to buy the $3,500 Vision Pro headset next year?

@ShaanVP I raised $300M on one that is very different from this lol. and i’ll send to anyone for free without a fucking newsletter signup

I've helped founders raise over $100m from investors using this one pitch deck formula. Now, I'm giving it away for free for any founder who needs it download a copy so you have it when you need it

What apps are in your iPhone dock?

... causing actual harm requires a lot of careful *real world experimentation*. A lot of AI doomers have spent way too much time in front of a screen, and not enough time trying to build things with their hands. The map is not the territory, and an AI only sees the map.

@HumansNoContext whatsapp is one of the worst designed apps so that’s HAPPILY gone. fuck facebook and all of the pokes I haven’t responded to

DELETE TWO FOREVER 👇

@aymanalabdul @jspujji that’s not brand it’s pure ignorance fed to companies that believe they can only be saved by one of these useless and incoherent large corporations of “consultants” in order to have brand they need taste, which they lack completely

@jspujji The power of brand

McKinsey legit charges ~$600k-$1mm PER project, PER month. FOR 4 people. Is there a biz with better margins??

@US_Stormwatch landing there soon lol

Magnitude 4.0 earthquake just occurred seconds ago right under San Francisco International Airport. Did you feel it?