@rubynerd

this cryptid inspired pablo photo brought to you by night mode

pablo will without fail every night pass out in the most inconvenient of places, and look so cute doing so i wake up with a frostbitten ass every morning

technology before its time sorry to y'all that made thsi shit

"yes please give me lots of manual buttons instead of a screen that can change contents" statements by the utterly deranged

might be absolutely trolleyed right now BUT y'all touch bar haters... I have BEEF

just saying maybe adobe would have paid $21 billion if figma had layer folders

@monzo @nitramsillaw my social media employee in christ you’ve been saying that for an entire year please save us from n*tw*st’s horrendous everything

@nitramsillaw Hi Martin 👋 Thanks for your feedback. We're really sorry we weren't able to let you apply for a joint account right now 😞 We realise this is frustrating, and we’re working hard to make joint accounts available to more customers - we’ll let you know when this changes 🙏

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contractually speaking this is all i have to say on this matter

@claireinez @abdulajet solid opportunity to dig up some old screenshots and cook up a “thought leaders exposed” youtube video

never thought I'd see @abdulajet saying nice things about javascript and he hardly even mentioned ios, but here we are #nordicjs

the first and last time i order ramen on the internet

greatly distressed to report this is korean for “lethally spicy”

@cr3 yes!! something.security? really?

good grief

chase doing logins over http? on a “.security” TLD? excellent 👌🏻

@ti_brain_go_brr gosh Ti i’m so sorry ❤️

this website is best viewed in netscape dinostomatopie.com

the email was indeed, a text message

pulling an all nighter on an ssri is basically as close as i’m gonna come to conversing with god

4am. heathrow. queuing. everyone here has a piece of paper. i do not have a piece of paper