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I could have turned pro if it wasn't for the knee. Robbie sounds like every dad telling his son about how good HE was at football. Dream on

Why is NKorea not allowed nukes?All soviet stuff anyway its like they bought all the old Lada's.US has Teslas. Ah Goldman Sachs.

@AndrewSparrow ukip is bnp in a burka

@BBCScotlandNews Nicola is toothless and not a nationalist she's almost as socialist as corbyn. Both should be in other parties.

Teresa may ain't thatcher and there's no energy boom coming I see her leaving us with deals with no one china euro or us we will be sweden

@businessinsider I thought you went to a Trump presidential press debate

Who knew snoop did characatures thought he talked bitches and booze.

Trump, oh trump where would the world be without ur fruit of a poison tree. Biff tannen is Pres, Marty where are thout thee doc how can it b

@guardiannews why 'ethnic' voters and not just voters? Don't keep putting things down to race. That's how you breed racists.

Trump presidency will be a four year long reality show. I hope the world is ready.

@DaftLimmy oh right your the entertainer at Michael Barrymore's house this new year

@Reuters bad place just pull out I don't understand why we are there. Did we really learn nothing from Iraq?

@BBCMOTD your welcome to him. Advise you to keep him out of William hill.

@Independent_ie live by the gun die by the gun. Anyone linked to terrorism nicknamed the beast i wouldn't feel much about

@SkyNewsBreak we are all Guinea pigs no one knows what there stuff does just coz tv says it's ok people believe. Just sheep

@STVNews bad customer service is a by product of immigration most scots would like a native 'how u doin?'

@FoxNews @realDonaldTrump Trump likes Putin cos he puts Russia 1st, He wants to emulate for US. What's wrong with that

@BBCBreaking we shall never see his like again

@TheGalagBasha @AP for the cameras sure but about town, no chance and I wasn't talking 'bout any others I said Melania.u must like s arabia

@Forbes can't help but think of ed Norton business model in fight club a+b=x