Ryan

Blimp sighting yesterday. A lot of u would be losing your mind. “There’s only 20 in the world!” Yeah, well, there’s only 1 rybigtime. And the blimp went and told his 19 clones about seeing me.

@CarrotFollower Jhoulys Chacin

All time baseball names Yuniesky Betancourt Ildemaro Vargas Yasiel Puig Coco Crisp Who am I missing

@WESTSIDEJC_ Felt like he was actually changing a lot of peoples minds before he dropped that heaven sent shit too 😪

I realized living in the bay nobody fuck with LaRussell😭

@bryarea Wack

@rybigtime Bostonians

Who the fuck runs a marathon on a Monday

Jhoulys Chacin and Ubaldo Jimenez

Carlos boozer

@BayAreaTrev Another one 😭

The Orioles fielding like me in MLB The Show

@NotTyFrance Respect Manny Acta’s legacy!!

The Mariners 3B coach has to be the easiest job in history. You’re literally never going to encounter a decision that you have to make

Luis Arraez long all in the WBC, where’s the “one-dimensional” crowd at now???

@JimmySalinas09 @OBC_Recruits Yeahhhhh Jim 💪💪

Good first 2 starts on the mound. 9 IP, 12 Ks, 1 ER, 2 H. 4 seam 82-84, 2 seam 81-83, curveball 72-74, Slider 74-76. @OBC_Recruits

@GovPressOffice Hey gav, long time no talk. Used to rate your tweets back in high school. Keep it up boss, keep fighting the shitty fucking good fight. 9/10.

Have a good weekend, ladies and gents

That makes 3 years of my invitation to the NFL combine getting lost on its way

@TheChiefNerd What is he talking about 😭😭😭😭

🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “People talk about how much energy it takes to train an AI model … But it also takes a lot of energy to train a human. It takes like 20 years of life and all of the food you eat during that time before you get smart.”

@StevenCheah I walked up that hill daily to catch the bus after school. Dig deep

I encouraged the boys to walk to the bar that was 0.5 miles away. Everybody is mad at me now. This incline is insane.

@bryarea Psilocybin P

Podcast P, Playoff P… what about PED P

@Barstoolhuskies 16-0

Record predictions for next season?

@Dodgers Really leaning into the most hateable franchise thing

Welcome to the California Post.

@CodifyBaseball The yuvre

hang it in the louvre

@SHREKRAP Forever story hasn’t aged a day

THESE 2 ALBUMS WILL GO DOWN AS CLASSICS IN THE NEAR FUTURE

@CollegeGameDay Why

Notre Dame head coach Marcus Freeman will be joining GameDay as a guest analyst for the national championship 👏

@DanielLurie Hell yeah Dan

Today, I am excited to announce our Family Opportunity Agenda. We are going to be relentless in our drive to make our city more affordable for families in San Francisco. Starting this month, a family of four making less than $230,000 a year will qualify for free child care at hundreds of high quality providers across the city. And by this fall, those earning up to $310,000 a year will receive a 50% subsidy. Our plan also expands opportunities for our students. In partnership with SFUSD, we’re launching a new pilot that allows high school students to earn associate degrees or industry certifications at City College—with a guaranteed transfer to SF State University. This will help them become nurses, police officers, Pre-K teachers, auto technicians, chefs, and more. We’re committed to making San Francisco a place where families can stay, grow, and build their future. This is just the beginning. Let’s go, San Francisco.