The Short Straw

Wondering why our corrupt government did nothing to stop @OpenAI and @sama's IP theft, nonprofit fraud, or the murder of Suchir Balaji? They are putting a total surveillance state in place, and Sam Altman is Mossad. We live in a Kakistocracy: x.com/TheChiefNerd/s…

@davidzmorris He was probably sexually abused at a very young age. It would explain a lot.

Nobody talks about how wild it is to: - Be a gay man who reaches adulthood just as the liberal democratic moral and legal order normalizes your right to exist - Decide that the liberal democratic order is the work of Satan and devote your entire life to destroying it

@hopes_revenge I would bet anything the rumors about him having a robot dick and regretting it are 100% true.

they’re calling him the most divorced guy ever

@KnoxieLuv Have you see the Lemon Pound Cake video yet? youtube.com/watch?v=9xxK5y…

@short_straw I love lemon cake.

I feel like I have wasted 3 years not knowing about this! How dare y'all not let me know! 😂

“Hey what lvl conspiracy are you on?” Me:

@namaloomafraaad He's dead.

it is with utmost grief that I confess that i’m desperately looking for conspiracy theories to cling to the hope that netanyahu is actually dead & this press conference is just some next level AI wizardry.

@RondurbinGP "You should leave this county" is a 1,000x more problematic than anything going on here.

An Oklahoma attorney pushed it too far, escalating a courtroom dispute into a direct contempt charge and arrest. Emotions ran high as patience wore thin. ⚖️ #courtroom #attorneymeltdown

Elon really is more of a drug-addled piece of shit than you expect at every turn. "Wow."

Did you know we used to have a legal right to resist an unlawful arrest? Courts erased it. Now the rule is: “Submit first, sort it out later.” A century ago, the law recognized bodily autonomy against state overreach. The state replaced that with a doctrine of forced submission, justified by “order.” Now your only recourse is their “court of law”… and we all know how that works out for the people.

This country isn’t real man 😭

@BasedSamParker He obviously should have jumped at the chance when he was hanging out with Candace. Major fuckup, for all the obvious reasons.

One thing (of many) that has bothered me about the Charlie Kirk narrative was his lack of "success" with women. Stay with me here. Charlie Kirk was a 6'5" athlete, with a good intellect & normie-tier politics. Maybe not the best looking guy, but it's not like his cupboard was bare. Women like tall men of influence. He basically spent about 7 years at a single guy hanging around exclusively college kids, becoming the most popular college influencer in America & building real power. The guy was friends with many powerful, rich, connected people. He was the ideal man for legions of women. He should have had girls THROWING themselves at him. He should have had his pick of women. We should have heard stories about who Charlie Kirk was dating. Gossip. Rumors. Etc. He was a certified, bona-fide 20s-something American hero celebrity. But that's not how it all went down. Instead, we heard there were no girlfriends. That he was a virgin until Erika (good for him if true, btw). No sexual encounters, whatsoever—which, if the rumors about many others in TPUSA are to be believed—is extremely anomalous! He was allegedly surrounded by all kinds of people who were sexually active—gay and straight alike! TPUSA is filled with college coeds for its ambassadors. Smart girls, hot girls, motivated girls, calculating girls, politically connected girls, etc. Girls with multiple combinations of those traits. Yet Charlie spurned every single one? Couldn't land even one single girlfriend? Didn't have one fling? Never once got his groove on? Never once succumbed to the horde of women beating down his door? And then, when he did get married at 27, it was to a 32-year old woman. No offense, ladies, but I was once in my 20s. And men in their mid 20s see women in their 30s as ancient. Old as the hills. Washed up. Why marry a 32-year old when you can snag a 22-year old? That's like a 10-year warranty! This is how the vast majority of men in their 20s think. And Charlie had no shortage of access to women in their early 20s. It's weird. And on top of that, the woman he married hadn't been able to maintain a relationship herself into her 30s. That alone is a major red flag for men. Not to mention the many alleged lies she's told. IMO, she lies a lot. About everything. Surely Charlie would have picked up on that. It's really unattractive. People say Charlie had no game. But the "Bob's Burgers" story where he straight up told her he wanted to date her, not hire her, was a total Chad move. I'm sorry, but something about the Charlie Kirk story just isn't adding up for me. I honestly don't know what, but the math ain't mathing. Am I the only one?

@jonstewart You're both Fake and Gay.

He is also a businessman.

@OcrazioCornPop @jonstewart Image being stupid enough to believe either of these lying dogshit turds.

@jonstewart Imagine being a "liberal" and now being forced to believe Elon Musk is a "propagandist" and "not intelligent" according to Jon "Stewart" and AOC, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. This is Orwellian level cognitive dissonance.

Elon Musk is an extremely skilled propagandist.

@jonstewart Yeah, except everybody now knows you're also an extremely skilled propagandist. Fuck you Jon, you're pretty high on everbody's 'Holy shit he's a traitor!' list.

The problem with Israeli competence is simple. The culture only understands how to make pornography and structure loans to sound complicated. Everything else they’re just bullshitting

@RmSalih I'll trade you all the Democrats in prison for all the Republicans in prison. Or vice versa, whichever works for each of you.

Here's some truth bombs for you: Iran is going for broke. It will not surrender, it will not open the Strait of Hormuz, and it will fight to the death no matter how much destruction Israel and America inflict. The people of Iran are completely behind the Islamic Republic in this holy war. I also think Russia and China will increasingly get involved in this conflict on Iran's side. Iran has the power to crash the world economy and is willing to do so. The whole world is going to suffer because Israel wants to eliminate an enemy and has used its agents in the White House to enact its plan. This may well go down as the biggest blunder an American president ever committed. I see only one solution: it's down to the American people to overthrow and imprison their treacherous president and his Zionist henchmen.

@Mericamemed The gist of this is not wrong, but many details are. x.com/short_straw/st…

That’s not unethical, that’s direct karma at play lol I support this 100%

@sagefleur They aren't fixing anything, they are scrambling to control 'antisemitism' and failing continuously. At each failure, they go on to the next without rolling anything back.

X is adding a dislike button when they still haven't fixed the massive group chats full of grifters and slop posters all working together to push each others content and mass dislike/blocking people they don't like or that speak about these group chats, they are stealing money from real people here in an inorganic fashion yet nothing happens. I have called them out before and even had DMs talking about how much they still hate me after a full year from people in the groups, some people care more about pixels than their real life always remember this and stay safe🫡

@KnoxieLuv They can tap into your cellphone after you call 911? HOLY SHIT.

Going to keep screaming this until people start paying attention