chromie 🗡️

You're laughing? Kristi Noem just got brutally chestmogged by her husband and you're laughing?

you're more liked than you'd ever think and that's the truth about it. humour and charisma and silliness go a really long way.

i used to spend my early 20s being constantly anxious. worrying about how people perceived me, about saying the wrong things while drunk, about looking odd, being weird and so on. self isolating even though i wanted to be out there. and it's wack and unfair to yourself

i really do believe that the most attractive trait a partner / friend / acquaintance can have is be funny. i love spending time with funny people. bonus points if they like to party. i am very fond of the funny, adventurous, night hawk type

it still hurts so bad

nvm his amazing looks and singular acting talent, he should be given more credit for being genuinely hilarious

this man absolutely intrigues me bcs he's such a funny individual who's taking the piss in most of his interviews but he's so eloquent and has such a calm, soothing voice that you don't notice he's saying unhinged stuff 😭

@asherszi me lighting another cigarette as soon as i finish smoking the first one due to pure muscle memory

smoked one last cig before going into primary for no reason whatsoever

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@calidreamin08 enjoy!! 🩷 this man has an absolutely insane imagination 😭

@signsofneptune ooh that is a very interesting concept for an interview. how fun! can't wait to find out how he arrived at guzzling disgusting water 😭

i listened to this podcast he was on and he DEADASS said that his last drink before a meteorite hits him would be him guzzling water straight from a rusty, calcinated water pipe 😭

@calidreamin08 it's such an interesting concept too. basically, you have to imagine what last show / theatre performance would you like to attend before you're struck by a meteorite 😭

@signsofneptune Thank you! 🙏 Idk why I didn't think to look him up on spotify to find more content.

@summusestissunt @rosenr0te we're going on the fastest walk ever 🩷

@signsofneptune @rosenr0te im also a fast walker! can we go for a walk in june, but fast?

this city is a fucking prison for a fast walker like me

@calidreamin08 it's this one open.spotify.com/episode/6QOQcr…

@signsofneptune what

embarrassing!!!

but your honor you know how i get

@sunderedseas @_GooeyGUI_ he's so 🧿👄🧿

he’s just so skrunkylyitjffjnfn