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omfg im done n i went a bit off topic there but i think it looks good i hope this post doesnt flop #Isterik #istvantoth #erikkcd #kcd #kcd2

@jottles me rn

@asherszi oh no he ded :(

"age gaps are bad and immoral" yeah so youre just jealous you dont get to be tied up and then have a view like this after im living the dream

@jottles its fine dude let me give you some advice to get the same result as me you just gotta... uhh... oh... ouch... *runs away*

@asherszi yeah man I am jealous 😔😔😔 /nm

@DandanPinkSnail shhh don't tell anyone

@asherszi Omg are you Istvan irl?

#evilgangfriday I forgot to post this earlier today but whatever I need to see istvan in business casual or i die slowly

@_mollydewinter_ spreading the true word here bro

@asherszi istvan business casual with a cunty twist is SO TRUE

@vizesnyuszi OH GOD ITS THE CUTEST THING EVERRRD

@asherszi thank you🩷 i have matching set of bunnies with it under my tits too hehe🐇🐇🐇✨

some of my favs (pic in a swimwear one in the tweet under, viewer discretion is advised)

sorry she look so south Slavic like from Krasnodar it’s just normal Slavic wedding

@whrslr I feel so included

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@vizesnyuszi its literally so pretty

@asherszi dude it’s killing me that i can’t show my stomach tattoo off all times

@vizesnyuszi I just ain't seen it yet HOLY SHIT HAD TO BLUR IT BECAUSE TOO MUCH OF A HOTTIE MAYBE

no one is barking at this because i’m chopped

@vizesnyuszi bro me too wtf

@asherszi i would die for a bathtub like that, holy shit

got outfreaked and sha med while at the fanciest fucking house in my life this is hell & im not leaving

@asherszi I don't even know where I am rn I don't know anything

@jottles dude do you think I fuckjng know rn

@asherszi is that- good?

@jottles thats good and all but i am genuely baffled by my life wet cat blissful yet sulking while being dried by a hairdryer is how im specifically feeling rn

@asherszi this is why you're the oomf that gets laid

riding home after work and the only thing in worried about is i might get out-freaked today what do i do how do i cope not a bad thing btw but if i embarrass myself i will literally be jumping off of the bridge the next day (i wont, okay)

@HeliosFallen he possessed me for a bit there

@asherszi Istvan ass speech bubble comment there as the end.

im going insane dealing with a kid im babysitting because he found out my last name was Şehir and it sounds like sahur so im now being called an ai slop brainrot log by a five year old Turks who defeated my ancestors, I hate you with a passion for this surname

@elisparkles_ I love that now I can go "father I require assistance🥺" and the father provides assistance

career affirming DM for the day is the oomf who is babysitting and asked for help with getting a five year old to cooperate with spelling practice telling me that the idea i had in 10 seconds pulled straight out of my arse actually worked

@asherszi What would you do if we were all to agree to unfollow you together

I am so close to 100 billion followers... love you guys