Blueberry Simulator

@CobsonsTopGuy_7 I’m the Jewish mother of an autistic child and this is my Facebook post

@bwrthjabbrwok Well that’s alright then. Thank you brother 😊

@simulatorblue It's a doxx of love not hate

How bro looks

@free_drummer rhats so tuebw

Typos aren’t real, God intended for you to write that way

@pandafan223 @wanted4mogging Then I’d be very proud

@simulatorblue @wanted4mogging what if i’m a highly successful transgender school shooter?

every troon is just a sensitive young autistic man who had enough

@fleshsimulator 6 year old boy floating away in a hot air balloon simulator

Still?

@gojivryuk5 @Belbizaz @FalconryFinance @The1Antagonist No, it should have been me. I wasn’t around yet, but flesh should have been able to sense my power and summon me. Very disappointed actually. I thought he had come further, but I guess there is still much work to be done

@Belbizaz @FalconryFinance @The1Antagonist To be fair that third seat shouldve been me but you dont see me doxxing people

I am officially a simulator #notareallawyer #wariolookingass #defofuckshisbirds #willneverbe3rdchaironagayracistpodcast

@GhettoSimulator Not a thought that has ever crossed my mind, but you probably aren’t wrong

Not to sound fucked up but there's no real ethical difference between a woman fucking a big dicked retarded guy and her fucking a dog

@Captain_Cheez @fleshsimulator True 😂

@simulatorblue @fleshsimulator that tweet with that pfp is very funny

I feel like if we just welded AT MOST five or six hundred people on this app into the hold of an oil tanker, took it out past the continental shelf, and sunk it, people wouldn't hate leftists so much

@ZeldaZealot It wouldn’t be as funny though

The internet should require an IQ test

@gahhnie Stop me

dont do this if ur a guy

@ViaTrinitas @_k0lter_ Thank you for reminding me to let my guard down

@_k0lter_ If you're not careful he might sneak up on you and suck your dick.

I think this guy might unironically be into WNWO, he's like an evil version of cobsonstopguy

@UbermenschMind I’d rather have someone who looks like her than a supermodel. There’s no way for me to explain why, I just feel it

She’s so incredibly mid…

@Valoxis @PROMAKOS_ You have an into the spiderverse profile picture

@PROMAKOS_ You can see being compared to a beast by Europeans as the ultimate of insults. But to us it's just them trying to cope with their own cuckoldry. Because whilst they were calling Africans beast they were also in Africa writing fanfics about BBC.😂

El meme tiene gracia pero lo cierto es que el chiste de fondo se le vuelve en contra al que lo monta porque la convención clásica era exactamente la opuesta a la lectura moderna. En la cultura griega clásica el pene pequeño en reposo era la representación del varón ideal. Aristófanes lo dice literalmente: "pecho luminoso, piel brillante, hombros anchos, lengua pequeña, glúteos firmes y 'posthé' pequeña". Era marca de autocontrol, racionalidad, 'sophrosyne', 'kalokagathia'. El hombre civilizado dominaba sus apetitos, y eso se representaba físicamente. Los penes grandes y erectos en la iconografía griega y romana se reservaban a tres categorías muy específicas. Sátiros, faunos y silenos, criaturas mitad animales gobernadas por la lujuria. Príapo, dios menor maldito por Hera con un miembro desproporcionado y permanentemente erecto, representado como caricatura grotesca. Y figuras de bárbaros, esclavos y personajes ridículos en la comedia, donde el falo enorme funcionaba como signo de barbarie e incivilización. El David de Miguel Ángel (1501-1504) sigue conscientemente esta convención clásica recuperada por el Renacimiento florentino. Es una cita deliberada del ideal griego. Miguel Ángel había estudiado escultura clásica en el jardín de Lorenzo de Médicis y conocía perfectamente el código.

@AintNoDoctor @fleshsimulator Define “simulator”

Do I even need to say it

@VladPlane @tasS_O_S Maybe he just hit the gym so he had a pump for the sculpture

@simulatorblue @tasS_O_S He’s really dehydrated if that’s the case.

Άντε τώρα να καταλάβει ο Άφρο γιατί ο αρχαίος γλύπτης βάζει μικρά τσουτσουνια στα αντρικά αγάλματα.

@CapnConfused @nusmyrna @greatestbkfacts I know, right?! I would have been none the wiser if it wasn’t for Twitter

@simulatorblue @nusmyrna @greatestbkfacts I didn’t know a pelvis was a female only bone. Crazy what you learn on the internet.

@nusmyrna @greatestbkfacts No, but it does make you a woman

@greatestbkfacts fellas, is it gay to have a pelvis?