@countyingula123 Please, Mr. Retarded Puppet is my father’s name; you can call just me Retard.
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Christopher Smith
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Christopher Smith
@sochriscoded
Panhandle Texan. Sr. Systems Engineer. Former CS Teacher. Culturally LDS, aspiring Anglican Catholic. BYU and Houston Sports.
Utah, USA شامل ہوئے Şubat 2025
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@sochriscoded Everyone obsessed with this bread shit are retarded puppets getting clowned on by made up drama for internet engagement.
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Wow, whoever said that the European mind couldn’t comprehend things, they nailed it on the head with that one.
Arnold Arvidsson 🇩🇪 🕊️@ArnoldArvidsson
@PwnShop69 @coaiecrete Yes, that is toast. Why do Amerilards get so mad when we point out that toast isn't bread? lol
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@RanchBurt11892 The Mayor of Flavortown doesn’t live in Fredricksburg, that’s for damn sure.
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@sochriscoded Who started this thing that we don't have good bread? We're fat as fuck. Every grocery store has fifty-nine bakers on staff and oven trays that are actually carts on wheels.
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@Idlibie @EU_Propaganda No, but you see it interferes with their ability to commit endless genocide against actual Levant people when they can shoot back.
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Can imagined if Mormonism had been derived from Catholicism instead of Great Awakening proto-Evangelism?
Jared Cook@jkimballcook
Not for nothing, the Book of Mormon has more explicitly Marian passages than the New Testament does.
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Everyone: “Wow, I’m struggling just a bit and it will probably get worse”
New York Mag:
New York Magazine@NYMag
“Lately, I’ve been thinking about smoking. All the time,” writes author Xochitl Gonzalez. “With each passing day of this absolutely deranged year, my desire to contemplate how to make sense of it all while puffing on a cigarette grows.” Part of this smoking thing is a yearning for the past, admits Gonzalez. Not in an effort to recapture her youth, but to recapture an approach to time and life. “I can’t personally slow down technology or fix media or the demands of capitalism or any of the other existential things that have crept into our lives,” she writes. “But maybe what I can do is stop what I’m doing, ask somebody to come outside, and take five minutes to slow down with me while I engage in the very dangerous act of holding a flaming stick to my face. This could be my rebellion.” Read Gonzalez’s full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/55vbET
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@PeacemakingSt Considering half of my mission acquaintances are also on this site, I tend to run into them fairly often.
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How often do you keep in touch with former mission companions and friends?
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@sochriscoded It would be so easy for them to say, "Our bread is better than yours on average." And Americans would be like, "Yeah, it's true!"
Instead, they just can't resist being like, "Your bread isn't bread. It's actually processed asbestos fibers and rubber mingled with trans fats."
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Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event).
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@ViperfishLife You clearly have never had a lukewarm hot dog bun being force fed to you by a big titty goth mommy at Hodgetown stadium in Amarillo, Texas.
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@sochriscoded There's a LOT of things you can call American bread but superior ain't even remotely it
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Based on where Joseph Smith lived in his mortal days I’m confident he’d like Midwest Emo.
I know he gets it
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@baugh_elliot @oldscarf1stweek Gray County Mentioned!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
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First rosary I ever received was a St. Joseph Rosary when I was preparing for my firstborn.
It has been with me to the birth of my two children, The Vatican, my first marathon, an eclipse, through a wildfire and a blizzard, and through life in general.
St. Joseph, pray for us.
The_Catholic_Cartoon@CatholicToons
Happy feast of St. Joseph the Worker
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@JFloyd314 I really thought they did at some point? I could be completely wrong though.
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I think it's an underrated problem in the Church that we basically treat "Church history" as the period between Joseph Smith's birth and the dedication of the Salt Lake Temple. BYU offering a class called "History of the Church from 1893-1970" would be tremendously useful.
Ben S@BSpackman
Taught an Institute class: college and grad students, RMs. Maybe 10-20% of them had even heard of Elder John Widtsoe. Lack of interest in history? Not knowing where to start? I don't know what to attribute this to.
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Iowa is not ready to hear Jesus Christ is the 9th avatar of Vishnu
Lysander@UnderCoercion
Vivek: Jesus is A son of god but Jesus is not THE son of god. Jesus is A way to heaven but not THE way to heaven.
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“What you call bread, which we also call bread, is not bread actually”
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Shisui🇫🇷💙@say__shisui
@mkadnk @sochriscoded What you call « sandwich bread » or in French we call it « pain de mie » is just not bread. As simple as that
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"His incompetency led to excessive suffering of condemned Nazis"
Interesting AF@interesting_aIl
This is John C Woods, the hangman of Nuremberg trials, who lied about being experienced to get the job. He claimed to have learned from old cowboy movies His incompetency led to excessive suffering of condemned Nazis
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